(He’s RIGHT THERE.)

Jermaine Jonesface

BRADLEYFACE

NOSES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

“Wear whatever red, white, & blue clothes you got.” All I have is this 1992 Chris Mullin jersey

Broadcast trying very hard not to show any middle fingers. Broadcast is failing

That’s unfortunate.

Also, yes, Landon Donovan’s eye is messed up

Things I Do Not Want To See On My Television

Eddie Johnsonface

Yup, Wondo’s name is misspelled. On his own jersey.

Miami Marlins-level attendance for this France-USA match:

I spy Michael Pemulis, whose supplies no doubt helped to rowdy up the crowd

Your #USMNT tifo:

GAME BACK ON!

This is absurd. How are they playing in this

Ice crystals are growing on Jermaine Jones’s head.

DEUCEFACE

They’re using hockey pucks as paperweights AT A SOCCER MATCH

I’m sure we’ll see some QUALITY SOCCER in these conditions

DO NOT MESS WITH DEUCE

Did not even notice we had a pitch invasion after the final Brazil goal tonight

Oh yes. RT @edsbs Clint Dempsey’s bitchpleaseface right now: STRONG.

Didn’t notice this yesterday, but after Dempsey’s goal he found some American kids in the corner and celebrated with them

Clint Dempseyface

Is that Rick Rubin at the US-Italy match!?

Mike Piazza in the house, y’all

Maybe the #USMNT shouldn’t have hired a zombie coach

2011 June 25 20 56 3

2011 June 22 20 33 15

2010 June 18 11 21 42

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