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Jermaine Jonesface

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BRADLEYFACE

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NOSES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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“Wear whatever red, white, & blue clothes you got.” All I have is this 1992 Chris Mullin jersey

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Broadcast trying very hard not to show any middle fingers. Broadcast is failing

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That’s unfortunate.

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Also, yes, Landon Donovan’s eye is messed up

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Things I Do Not Want To See On My Television

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Eddie Johnsonface

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Yup, Wondo’s name is misspelled. On his own jersey.

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Miami Marlins-level attendance for this France-USA match:

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I spy Michael Pemulis, whose supplies no doubt helped to rowdy up the crowd

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Your #USMNT tifo:

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GAME BACK ON!

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This is absurd. How are they playing in this

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Ice crystals are growing on Jermaine Jones’s head.

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DEUCEFACE

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They’re using hockey pucks as paperweights AT A SOCCER MATCH

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I’m sure we’ll see some QUALITY SOCCER in these conditions

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DO NOT MESS WITH DEUCE

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Did not even notice we had a pitch invasion after the final Brazil goal tonight

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Oh yes. RT @edsbs Clint Dempsey’s bitchpleaseface right now: STRONG.

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Didn’t notice this yesterday, but after Dempsey’s goal he found some American kids in the corner and celebrated with them

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Clint Dempseyface

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Is that Rick Rubin at the US-Italy match!?

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Mike Piazza in the house, y’all

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Maybe the #USMNT shouldn’t have hired a zombie coach

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