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They renamed sudden death “sudden victory.” Why not, uh, GOLDEN GOAL?

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Medical personnel at Colombian soccer matches wear helmets?

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Maybe, just maybe, consider playing matches held at stadiums without lighting.. earlier in the day?

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This jersey is a crime

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Not a lot of fans in attendance for this Dallas Cup Fulham-Fluminense match

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Sure, bring your pool toys to the soccer game, sounds like a good idea

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Brazilian disappointment

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Oh my, Brazilian intrateam turmoil!

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Wait this announcer’s name is GARTH CROOKS. How did I not know this!?

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The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat

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How close Wambach came:

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Sinclair: intense.

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French disappointment.

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Japanese fans love their soccer

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WHAT IN THE WORLD is going on here !?!

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Oh my. South Korea fans come out in some very interesting attir e

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Hellas: Land Of The Amazing Soccerface

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Apparently fans rush the field and tear down the goalposts in soccer, too

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Amazing bloody nose from this weekend’s A-League grand final

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The FA Cup brings out the most in people

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Fernando Amorebieta did not think much of being sent off, flips the ref the bird

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Look you guys! Elijah Dukes!

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For those asking for a screencap, here you go: worst blown call in soccer history?

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There are few things weirder than soccer being played in an indoor baseball stadium

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Olympique Marseille fan so excited about that late goal he.. flips the double bird

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Such a cute little stadium. It’s like a puppy, which is kind of fitting for Spurs to be playing there

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Bootsy Collins has switched from playing bass to playing vuvuzela:

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Milan is a terrible sports town

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GUYS! AMERICAN SOCCER’S FINALLY MADE IT ONTO THE WORLD STAGE (aka this guy is the biggest hipster in Spain)

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Copping a feel on the ref will not be tolerated

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Mexico City is a terrible sports town. That’s how the meme goes, right?

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The pitch in Bristol is not in the best shape. It looks like my front lawn

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I had no idea Pat was Welsh

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EPL sign-trolling from an angry Blackburn fan

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Sounders fan blasts the double bird, after which the camera quickly panned elsewhere

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