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That’s a lot of people.

Quality pitch conditions at Eibar

They renamed sudden death “sudden victory.” Why not, uh, GOLDEN GOAL?

Medical personnel at Colombian soccer matches wear helmets?

Maybe, just maybe, consider playing matches held at stadiums without lighting.. earlier in the day?

This jersey is a crime

Not a lot of fans in attendance for this Dallas Cup Fulham-Fluminense match

Sure, bring your pool toys to the soccer game, sounds like a good idea

Brazilian disappointment

Oh my, Brazilian intrateam turmoil!

Wait this announcer’s name is GARTH CROOKS. How did I not know this!?

The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat

How close Wambach came:

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Sinclair: intense.

French disappointment.

Japanese fans love their soccer

WHAT IN THE WORLD is going on here !?!

Oh my. South Korea fans come out in some very interesting attir e

Hellas: Land Of The Amazing Soccerface

Apparently fans rush the field and tear down the goalposts in soccer, too

Amazing bloody nose from this weekend’s A-League grand final

The FA Cup brings out the most in people

Fernando Amorebieta did not think much of being sent off, flips the ref the bird

Look you guys! Elijah Dukes!

For those asking for a screencap, here you go: worst blown call in soccer history?

There are few things weirder than soccer being played in an indoor baseball stadium

Olympique Marseille fan so excited about that late goal he.. flips the double bird

Such a cute little stadium. It’s like a puppy, which is kind of fitting for Spurs to be playing there

Bootsy Collins has switched from playing bass to playing vuvuzela:

Milan is a terrible sports town

GUYS! AMERICAN SOCCER’S FINALLY MADE IT ONTO THE WORLD STAGE (aka this guy is the biggest hipster in Spain)

Copping a feel on the ref will not be tolerated

Mexico City is a terrible sports town. That’s how the meme goes, right?

The pitch in Bristol is not in the best shape. It looks like my front lawn

I had no idea Pat was Welsh

EPL sign-trolling from an angry Blackburn fan

Sounders fan blasts the double bird, after which the camera quickly panned elsewhere

2011 October 28 21 35 51

Truly “One of the founding Geezers” is an all-time-great ESPN lower third

2011 October 22 10 0 40

Crying Wolves fan in a Koala hat

2011 August 17 20 56 40

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2011 May 7 0 11 0

2011 April 16 10 15 45

This is why the English are called limeys

2011 April 15 1 0 6

2011 April 15 0 1 45

Timbers general manager gets sent off, is exasperated:

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2011 April 14 23 42 42

JOHN SPENCER SOCCER EXPLOSION

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2011 April 11 14 47 0

2011 April 9 21 2 2

Shh. Don’t tell him Philadelphia won.

2011 April 9 20 52 40

This is soccer in a nutshell.

2011 April 9 13 39 10

2011 March 29 13 53 0

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2011 April 16 12 7 45

Soccer facepalm is the best facepalm

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