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Jim Knox is interviewing some #1-selling British singer at his first baseball game, Ollie something-or-other, it is a riot

Some really outstanding trolling of Astros fans by Rangers fans here

King Felix & Beltre had a weird smack-fest in the bottom of the eighth inning tonight

Real masters of the pun, these Rangers fans are

Just noticed that KTXA (Rangers) puts the Fox Box in a different place as everyone else. See:

(The bottom is a Rangers broadcast on Fox Sports Southwest)

Out with the old, in with the Yu

Two different umps have a good view of this. How is Andrus not called out on the spot?

This is not Jim Knox. WHO IS THIS

Hey, look, Jim Knox is shocked by something a man in a gorilla suit did

THE CREASE IS NOT A CLOWN CAR.

This is the best Jim Knox screencap of all time. OF ALL TIME. Maybe best screencap, period.

This Rangers fan brought his own hog trough to feed from

There is a reason behind this, but let’s just go with Texas Rangers Reporter Wearing Miami Heat Jersey At Baseball Game

Jim Knox is going to regret these excursions someday

And here’s your screencap of the big Darvish-Ichiro moment:

WHY IS THE BATBOY SO SCARED

ESPN currently has $78 worth of hot dogs in the booth. I hope they paid for them:

Here is a Rangers fan in full clown makeup and wig

“Take my puck, and eat it. This is the rubber of our Lord hockey.”

We’ll have video on Deadspin in a second but for now enjoy this screencap of Derek Holland literally embodying Texas

OMG Derek Holland’s hair

We’ve taken this “definitive” Winter Classic screencap four years running now:

The Rangers’ uniforms look fantastic under the skies

“Coach wrote words my mom says I’m not allowed to say.”

24/7’s been kind of boring thus far but it did provide a pretty screencap

2011 October 28 23 19 34

Look at the pain in Nolan Ryan’s eyes. Advil won’t solve that

2011 October 27 23 55 25

Nolan Ryan is going to murder someone tonight

2011 October 27 22 31 25

Your latest in a series of images of Nolan Ryan in an unhappy state

2011 October 27 20 37 47

Read the sign, buddy, it says NO PEPPER GAMES

2011 October 24 19 44 9

THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE PLACE TO BE TOSSING BALLS JUST OUT OF FANS’ REACH.

2011 October 23 21 6 0

HOT DOG MAN (and woman!!)

2011 October 23 20 48 39

There is only one Elvis that belongs in Texas and that is EL VEZ

2011 October 22 22 26 58

Larry King’s really let himself go

2011 October 22 21 25 9

There is a new addition to the library of perturbed Nolan Ryans

2011 October 22 21 18 27

New York Rangers fan at World Series is EXTREMELY CONFUSED

2011 October 22 21 11 59

Ho-hum, another blown call in the World Series

2011 October 19 23 11 37

Here is your IR camera evidence that was a foul ball

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2011 October 15 23 1 35

So are you just allowed to run onto the batter’s eye to catch balls or will this kid get kicked out?

2011 October 15 22 53 57

Keep your eye on this guy, he looks like he might have something up his sleeve November 5th

2011 October 15 22 44 17

A young Fred Rogers in the crowd today, seems sad, perhaps someone doesn’t want to be his neighbor

2011 October 15 20 54 29

Dubya & Nolan Ryan, Dubya looks.. distracted…

2011 October 15 20 20 51

Dirk is in the house, still doesn’t understand baseball

2011 October 10 19 46 21

DAMMIT NOW I WANT ICE CREAM

2011 October 1 20 16 35

ANGRY NOLAN RYAN UPDATE

2011 October 1 19 22 4

Derek Holland has about the grossest mustache you’ve ever seen outside of middle school

TBS’ fake headlines, but real (and ripped off) stories

2011 September 30 19 34 20

President Obama is at the Rangers-Rays game:

2011 September 30 18 43 40

A postseason tradition: butthurt Nolan Ryan

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The green light is on, the puck is not even on the line yet, and NBC has 0.2 left on their clock:

2011 April 17 15 30 22

Who needs a playoff beard when you have a playoff porn-stache?

2011 April 15 20 6 20

LOLson Cruz