olympics | 30fps

DON’T DO IT, NIGHTMARE BEAR!

That’s not a sinister look at all

Medals, how do they work

Pretty sure this is a dude who tried to shave his chest hair into a maple leaf

lolcanada

But srsly how is this considered an acceptable hairstyle for a man regardless of his sexuality etc

Ice dancers are soulless robots

Greatest Olympic moment

SUCH HEADWEAR.

aaaah

USA USA

Now that I see this guy observing the shootout I don’t feel very confident

WHYYYYYYYYY

Proctor & Gamble is an official Olympic sponsor on Russian TV, too

wat

Wayne Gretzky is making the angriest face at this noncompliant snowflake right now

Russian hockey team apparently has very powerful sperm

Here’s the heavy metal ballet opening, with ballerina Darcey Bussell flying in on a flaming phoenix

Canada’s athletes wore CANADIAN TUXEDOS

MO FARAH WEARING AN IDEA HAT.

This is just madness, the final notes:

Tell me those LED seat lights aren’t the bomb though

SCANDAL: THESE AREN’T BRITISH CARS!!!

#closingceremonydirectorfail

TOO MANY DRUGS

Cool BELT BUCKLE GEORGE

I recognize my fellow Irish by our propensity to lay down on the job

MY GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL HAVING IDEAS SIMULTANEOUSLY

Now the horses are jumping fences THAT AREN’T PART OF THE COURSE

Either Pitbull got big or Vin Diesel got small

This Spanish fan is EATING A SAUSAGE

Gold medal for Uganda. Trust me, they need something positive there

DISQUALIFY THEM ALL! They were diving in what’s clearly marked as NO DIVING:

German diver dislocates his shoulder:

French fan holding a baguette.

BOLTFACE

FARAHFACE–PART THREE:

FARAHFACE–PART TWO:

FARAHFACE–PART ONE:

GANGSTA

Brazilian disappointment

Oh my, Brazilian intrateam turmoil!

Wait this announcer’s name is GARTH CROOKS. How did I not know this!?

Modern pentathletes did not get the Daft Punk fencing treatment at the Copper Box today :-(

Jeter crosses the finish line pointing at the clock. She knew they’d done it

Meseret Defar. Victory for Ethiopia.

This boxer’s style is banned in the U.S.A.

Trey Hardeeface.

And, of course, you get Usain Bolt Sprinterface:

Usain Bolt: shutterbug

This soccer match is a screencap goldmine

Guys posing with the WR sign is the best

Solo takes flight

ALEX MORGAN FACE.

I sure wish NBC gave us this angle, because we’re missing out on the awesome runnerfaces

Victorious Colombian wrestler celebrates by wrestling her coach

Katie Taylor wins Olympic boxing gold:

The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat

Gold medal hurdleface!!!

More hurdler murderface.