olympics | 30fps

Here’s the heavy metal ballet opening, with ballerina Darcey Bussell flying in on a flaming phoenix

Canada’s athletes wore CANADIAN TUXEDOS

MO FARAH WEARING AN IDEA HAT.

This is just madness, the final notes:

Tell me those LED seat lights aren’t the bomb though

SCANDAL: THESE AREN’T BRITISH CARS!!!

#closingceremonydirectorfail

TOO MANY DRUGS

Cool BELT BUCKLE GEORGE

I recognize my fellow Irish by our propensity to lay down on the job

MY GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL HAVING IDEAS SIMULTANEOUSLY

Now the horses are jumping fences THAT AREN’T PART OF THE COURSE

Either Pitbull got big or Vin Diesel got small

This Spanish fan is EATING A SAUSAGE

Gold medal for Uganda. Trust me, they need something positive there

DISQUALIFY THEM ALL! They were diving in what’s clearly marked as NO DIVING:

German diver dislocates his shoulder:

French fan holding a baguette.

BOLTFACE

FARAHFACE–PART THREE:

FARAHFACE–PART TWO:

FARAHFACE–PART ONE:

GANGSTA

Brazilian disappointment

Oh my, Brazilian intrateam turmoil!

Wait this announcer’s name is GARTH CROOKS. How did I not know this!?

Modern pentathletes did not get the Daft Punk fencing treatment at the Copper Box today :-(

Jeter crosses the finish line pointing at the clock. She knew they’d done it

Meseret Defar. Victory for Ethiopia.

This boxer’s style is banned in the U.S.A.

Trey Hardeeface.

And, of course, you get Usain Bolt Sprinterface:

Usain Bolt: shutterbug

This soccer match is a screencap goldmine

Guys posing with the WR sign is the best

Solo takes flight

ALEX MORGAN FACE.

I sure wish NBC gave us this angle, because we’re missing out on the awesome runnerfaces

Victorious Colombian wrestler celebrates by wrestling her coach

Katie Taylor wins Olympic boxing gold:

The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat

Gold medal hurdleface!!!

More hurdler murderface.

Man hurdlers really do all look like murderers when they run

Everyone bows in taekwondo. Even the refs to the judges:

This is an important screencap, out of context of course

LOLO JONES IS COMING FOR YOU.

French boxer now refusing to leave the ring after losing

THOSE HURDLES ARE NOT FOR YOU, SIR.

Your hurdles photo finish:

The Russian high jumper LOST HIS UNIFORM mid-competition and has to wear a t-shirt now

The thrill of victory.

You’re doing it wrong

Brazilian volleyballface!

I believe this man just said something he shouldn’t have

Weightlifting face is best face

LEVYAFACE

LOUGANISFACE

How close Wambach came:

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

“Buckeyes back LeBron” sign & Ohio flag spotted at Brazil-Spain:

Sinclair: intense.

Felix Sanchez embraces your appreciation:

French disappointment.

Te amo, Señor Sepulveda.

This makes me sad.

Yes her name sounds like “stumble over” and she fell down here is the screencap we will never speak of it again

If this Serbian athlete were attractive, he’d be a Hot…

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

There is a horrifying mascot in attendance for Fed-Murray:

I do love Andy Murray but lord he can be unattractive sometimes

You’ve run 25 miles. An Olympic medal is this far away from you:

This?

There are seriously SO MANY GREAT FACES FROM THAT RACE

Mo Farahface > any other face