olympics

DON’T DO IT, NIGHTMARE BEAR!

That’s not a sinister look at all

Medals, how do they work

Pretty sure this is a dude who tried to shave his chest hair into a maple leaf

lolcanada

But srsly how is this considered an acceptable hairstyle for a man regardless of his sexuality etc

Ice dancers are soulless robots

Greatest Olympic moment

SUCH HEADWEAR.

aaaah

USA USA

Now that I see this guy observing the shootout I don’t feel very confident

WHYYYYYYYYY

Proctor & Gamble is an official Olympic sponsor on Russian TV, too

wat

Wayne Gretzky is making the angriest face at this noncompliant snowflake right now

Russian hockey team apparently has very powerful sperm

Here’s the heavy metal ballet opening, with ballerina Darcey Bussell flying in on a flaming phoenix

Canada’s athletes wore CANADIAN TUXEDOS

MO FARAH WEARING AN IDEA HAT.

This is just madness, the final notes:

Tell me those LED seat lights aren’t the bomb though

SCANDAL: THESE AREN’T BRITISH CARS!!!

#closingceremonydirectorfail

TOO MANY DRUGS

Cool BELT BUCKLE GEORGE

I recognize my fellow Irish by our propensity to lay down on the job

MY GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL HAVING IDEAS SIMULTANEOUSLY

Now the horses are jumping fences THAT AREN’T PART OF THE COURSE

Either Pitbull got big or Vin Diesel got small

This Spanish fan is EATING A SAUSAGE

Gold medal for Uganda. Trust me, they need something positive there

DISQUALIFY THEM ALL! They were diving in what’s clearly marked as NO DIVING:

German diver dislocates his shoulder:

French fan holding a baguette.

BOLTFACE

FARAHFACE–PART THREE:

FARAHFACE–PART TWO:

FARAHFACE–PART ONE:

GANGSTA

Brazilian disappointment

Oh my, Brazilian intrateam turmoil!

Wait this announcer’s name is GARTH CROOKS. How did I not know this!?

Modern pentathletes did not get the Daft Punk fencing treatment at the Copper Box today :-(

Jeter crosses the finish line pointing at the clock. She knew they’d done it

Meseret Defar. Victory for Ethiopia.

This boxer’s style is banned in the U.S.A.

Trey Hardeeface.

And, of course, you get Usain Bolt Sprinterface:

Usain Bolt: shutterbug

This soccer match is a screencap goldmine

Guys posing with the WR sign is the best

Solo takes flight

ALEX MORGAN FACE.

I sure wish NBC gave us this angle, because we’re missing out on the awesome runnerfaces

Victorious Colombian wrestler celebrates by wrestling her coach

Katie Taylor wins Olympic boxing gold:

The thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat

Gold medal hurdleface!!!

More hurdler murderface.

Man hurdlers really do all look like murderers when they run

Everyone bows in taekwondo. Even the refs to the judges:

This is an important screencap, out of context of course

LOLO JONES IS COMING FOR YOU.

French boxer now refusing to leave the ring after losing

THOSE HURDLES ARE NOT FOR YOU, SIR.

Your hurdles photo finish:

The Russian high jumper LOST HIS UNIFORM mid-competition and has to wear a t-shirt now

The thrill of victory.

You’re doing it wrong

Brazilian volleyballface!

I believe this man just said something he shouldn’t have

Weightlifting face is best face

LEVYAFACE

LOUGANISFACE

How close Wambach came:

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

“Buckeyes back LeBron” sign & Ohio flag spotted at Brazil-Spain:

Sinclair: intense.

Felix Sanchez embraces your appreciation:

French disappointment.

Te amo, Señor Sepulveda.

This makes me sad.

Yes her name sounds like “stumble over” and she fell down here is the screencap we will never speak of it again

If this Serbian athlete were attractive, he’d be a Hot…

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

There is a horrifying mascot in attendance for Fed-Murray:

I do love Andy Murray but lord he can be unattractive sometimes

You’ve run 25 miles. An Olympic medal is this far away from you:

This?

There are seriously SO MANY GREAT FACES FROM THAT RACE

Mo Farahface > any other face

British ginger Greg Rutherford wins gold in the long jump:

Macca in attendance at the women’s team pursuit finals, alongside somebody who apparently did not want to be there

LeBron has the vapors after that experience

Maria Sharapova did not enjoy that very much:

WAKE UP LADY YOUR SON JUST WON GOLD

Not everybody finds Olympic tennis exciting:

I know nothing about cycling but an old man driving a moped as pace car is weird:

French judoka gold medalist celebrates by.. kissing pool photographer

By the way, that single Qatari female Olympian? Her Games ended in heartbreak:

When it comes to hair, though, this Cuban judoka has the best in the Games:

It is GLORIOUS.

This must be one of those wacky “demonstration sports.”

That’s an awfully violent sign for the Olympics

Even Phelps can’t believe it:

The aforementioned smile:

Your Polish volleyball contingent is, uh, interesting

Khatuna Lorig lost her bronze medal final, but she did manage to hit a PERFECT BULLSEYE:

Your oldest Olympian, Hiroshi Hoketsu, is competing right now. Hope I look this good at 71:

Shawn White completely destroys whatever shred of sk8r cred he had left by wearing bowtie

“Why won’t this damn thing work!?!”

Japanese fans love their soccer

Hahaha the roof at Old Trafford is leaking on all the Spain-Morocco spectators

“Hallo everyone! Plz ignore the man giving me indian burns.”

IT’S-A ME! MARIO!

Because this Aly Raisman shot is even better in broadcast HD

PICK A WINNER BRO

Sure thing:

Look how far ahead Phelps was with only 15m left