You’re doing it wrong

SOON

Breakfast of champions

VERY SUSPICIOUS that the Coca-Cola 600 is under caution due to a Coke bottle on the track:

THIS IS LARSON’S ENGINE. INSIDE THE FENCE!

Racecars are not supposed to look like this

During the course of this interview, Brad Keselowski pretty much drank this whole glass of beer

I don’t think race cars are supposed to look like this

Some joker hanging out with the NASCAR drivers has a “That’s a CLOWN QUESTION BRO” shirt

I don’t think race cars are supposed to do this

Dudes, Michael Buffer is OLD.

When driving your race car, please try to avoid making it look like this

Turned on NASCAR. Saw this. IMMEDIATELY changed the channel

TANDEM RACING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

OMG NIGHTMARE GODADDY COMMERCIAL

Yup, that’s Danica heading to the ladies’ room

This is Darrell Waltrip’s greatest day ever

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT JET ENGINES ON A RACE TRACK

X-PLOD

“SIr, your car is urinating on television.”

It is raining, it is cold, and they are forcing race fans to listen to this:

CARS DO NOT DRIVE THAT WAY

YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE.

2011 October 15 23 4 15

2011 October 15 19 18 0

2011 September 10 19 40 35

2011 August 21 13 49 7

2011 June 5 13 45 59

2011 May 7 23 48 0

2011 May 7 22 44 10

2011 May 7 22 9 0

2011 May 7 20 44 0

2011 February 27 16 59 41