local news

Somebody get this poor guy an umbrella or a raincoat or something.

Today in “Terrible Throwback Thursday ideas”:

This is the most terrifying of all weather forecasts

Only in Arkansas

Sinkhole opens up directly below where a car was parked:

Kirk Cameron did WHAT now!?

NOPE

Huh.

Viagra has been prescribed for heart patients for 10 years. Was developed as heart med, discovered erection side effect

Your southern Minnesota 7pm news is a battle between anchors wearing jean jackets (KEYC) and leather jackets (KTTC)

That’s a pretty weird-looking “prom,” KTTV

The cops are after Miss America? I wonder what she did.

The file folder actually reads “FBI Coverup”

BEWARE THE EVIL ONLINERMAN

“Purge threat”

That’s a good lower third.

TV anchors often have laptops on the desk with them, but rarely do you see a mouse

Leave You Guns At Home

We can all breathe a sigh of relief.

She supports a gay right. Only one of them, though, not the others

HE STOLE A HOUSE.

TX Lt. Governor candidate’s name is Dan Patrick. KLBK clearly Google Image Search’d that name

HE DROVE INTO A CIRCLE K AND ESCAPED!

That’s famous softball inside-the-park-home-run-hitter @asharock

What atrocities WON’T this White Sox broadcaster commit against man

Bay News 9 hard-hitting pregame report on our friends’ unborn child

WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?

Never forget

Is this an Encyclopedia Brown mystery

All three Tampa Bay 11pm newscasts featured this same, dumb story

Err, that would be a #chyronfail

ON WISCONSIN

HE DID WHAT!?!???

RISKS OF SIZZURP

People stuck on Busch Gardens roller coaster in the middle of a thunderstorm:

Some things, local news, I don’t want to be an eyewitness to

Actual news in Atlanta

lol Tampa

DC CBS affiliate producing tonight’s newscast outside from a DESK MADE OF ICE:

What.

Today in blindingly obvious news

Wasn’t joking about B.J. Upton’s house being on fire

Governor Pat Illinois, everyone

When I was 16 many of my drives featured this

Breaking news guys

lolno

Reasons not to live in Florida: That this is an important occupation

WCCO inexplicably used @OspreyDawn’s fake NFL logos in a feature report on NFL violence tonight

Somehow I missed this surprising news

Odd wardrobe for this Salt Lake City sports guy

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

Erm

I guess she went back to school after Tomb Raider ended

Denis Phillips has a lot of unanswered friend requests

Actual thing person is wearing on television

can you blame him, I mean, i find Mesut Özil irresistible too

Typographic dangers of the linguistic pin-pen merger, or maybe they’re just on Pintrest?

I see a word that doesn’t belong on TV

Birmingham CBS affiliate thinks Samford is #5

The scene at the Costa Concordia is strangely beautiful..

That’s good parenting

Sage advice.

Here’s the scene where cops finally took down the guy, in front of the Waffle House on 301

Reason #9000 to check aspect ratio before broadcasting video:

Stop all the downloading

SHOCKED that a man with this name could be facing drug charges

Local Fox meteorologist delivers forecast standing in front of… Internet Explorer

WESH, I love you, but this is ridiculous.

That is.. interesting hair.

He did WHAT to the NAACP!? ht @kb511

Embracing this screencap with all my heart

Uhhh

Harrisburg reporter covering e-cigs actually smoked one as part of his story. Inhaled & everything

Attn Knoxville residents: on Thursday they will be “Misquito” spraying.

DEVELOPING STORY

Whoever came up with this idea surely was wearing Bad Idea Jeans

I’d laugh, if a person wasn’t dead & this was the trial of the man accused of killing him:

This is actual testimony in a murder trial. And this is happening:

NOT EVEN CLOSE “James Gadolini”

EPIC #chyronfail: Miami ABC station reports “Game 7 Loss”

I don’t think he knows what the weather’s actually going to be like.

ROLL TIDE

I hope this is a #chyronfail?

Another kangaroo running a meth lab

Interesting onscreen graphic from Romanian TV warns viewers they’re about to see “images that will affect you emotionally”

Police believe this is the truck that caused the bridge collapse:

Another shot of the Skagit River bridge collapse, from KIRO:

Something tells me Florida Man is involved in this:

THAT’S NOT CHRIS KELLY AND GOOGLE IS NOT A SOURCE

All the news on the WFAN ticker on WCBS tonight was 3 1/2 months old. How does that happen!?

Meanwhile here’s the hard-hitting news on ABC

Here’s the real Gucci Mane screencap. It’s from March 27th:

The fake one:

My local Greek TV station has had this onscreen for more than an hour:

“All news is local”

So I have a local Greek TV station. They have a talk show. This is what it looks like

Sure would be nice to know how much time is remaining!!

KC TV station #chyronfail’d the name of its own helicopter:

What do I think? I think you spelled “Tilapia” wrong

Not helping

Uh

SUPER BOWL #CHYRONFAIL!

They found an actual time traveler to talk about what beer was like in the 70s:

.@CigarCityBeer is so great, WTSP is actually doing a live shot from their taproom right now:

Bad teacher

That is quite the haircut

Massive, baffling #chyronfail. Nothing here makes sense:

Miami’s CBS affiliate has some confusion over which teams are playing in the BCS Championship in.. Miami

HULK HOGAN MASQUERADE

This is the best local news gfx pkg I’ve ever seen. WTSP in Tampa. Alas, still a #chyronfail

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