Somebody get this poor guy an umbrella or a raincoat or something.

Today in “Terrible Throwback Thursday ideas”:

This is the most terrifying of all weather forecasts

Only in Arkansas

Sinkhole opens up directly below where a car was parked:

Kirk Cameron did WHAT now!?

NOPE

Huh.

Viagra has been prescribed for heart patients for 10 years. Was developed as heart med, discovered erection side effect

Your southern Minnesota 7pm news is a battle between anchors wearing jean jackets (KEYC) and leather jackets (KTTC)

That’s a pretty weird-looking “prom,” KTTV

The cops are after Miss America? I wonder what she did.

The file folder actually reads “FBI Coverup”

BEWARE THE EVIL ONLINERMAN

“Purge threat”

That’s a good lower third.

TV anchors often have laptops on the desk with them, but rarely do you see a mouse

Leave You Guns At Home

We can all breathe a sigh of relief.

She supports a gay right. Only one of them, though, not the others

HE STOLE A HOUSE.

TX Lt. Governor candidate’s name is Dan Patrick. KLBK clearly Google Image Search’d that name

HE DROVE INTO A CIRCLE K AND ESCAPED!

That’s famous softball inside-the-park-home-run-hitter @asharock

What atrocities WON’T this White Sox broadcaster commit against man

Bay News 9 hard-hitting pregame report on our friends’ unborn child

WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?

Never forget

Is this an Encyclopedia Brown mystery

All three Tampa Bay 11pm newscasts featured this same, dumb story

Err, that would be a #chyronfail

ON WISCONSIN

HE DID WHAT!?!???

RISKS OF SIZZURP

People stuck on Busch Gardens roller coaster in the middle of a thunderstorm:

Some things, local news, I don’t want to be an eyewitness to

Actual news in Atlanta

lol Tampa

DC CBS affiliate producing tonight’s newscast outside from a DESK MADE OF ICE:

What.

Today in blindingly obvious news

Wasn’t joking about B.J. Upton’s house being on fire

Governor Pat Illinois, everyone

When I was 16 many of my drives featured this

Breaking news guys

lolno

Reasons not to live in Florida: That this is an important occupation

WCCO inexplicably used @OspreyDawn’s fake NFL logos in a feature report on NFL violence tonight

Somehow I missed this surprising news

Odd wardrobe for this Salt Lake City sports guy

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

Erm

I guess she went back to school after Tomb Raider ended

Denis Phillips has a lot of unanswered friend requests

Actual thing person is wearing on television

can you blame him, I mean, i find Mesut Özil irresistible too

Typographic dangers of the linguistic pin-pen merger, or maybe they’re just on Pintrest?

I see a word that doesn’t belong on TV

Birmingham CBS affiliate thinks Samford is #5

The scene at the Costa Concordia is strangely beautiful..