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This will end well

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Weather Channel host has tab open on his browser called “Poon”

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Aerial shot of Atlantic City carnage:

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The boats in Ocean City harbor caught fire last night

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Idiot tries to drive under downed line

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I want to know who declared “the governor must have a personalized fleece”

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And now for the weather, we go to our meteorologist reporting from INSIDE YOUR iPHONE

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Here is a woman (very much alive) being evacuated in a coffin

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Here’s a shot from the NYU hospital evaculation:

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While hospitals burn in NYC, Connecticut TV reports on WHICH PUMPKIN PATCHES ARE CLOSED.

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This guy has been standing in the middle of this AC street for 10 hours. He must be tired.

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That’s totally gonna mess up the MetroCard machine

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Please tell me this was accompanied by a large black man in a tub yelling NO NO NO NO NO NOOO