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Modern pentathletes did not get the Daft Punk fencing treatment at the Copper Box today :-(

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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That’s an awfully violent sign for the Olympics

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BBC announcer just called it “the magic spray.” I thought only Americans called it that, and in mockery

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Screencap of the Olympics

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Korean fencer Shin A Lam reacts to the decision:

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Korean fencer is absolutely distraught:

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DO NOT MESS WITH THIS REFEREE.

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Your sabre gold medal match featured an interlude of the fencers dancing Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal”

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Italian wins fencing semifinal, rushes into crowd to celebrate, security tries to stop him

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Our Italian fencer friend here appears to be attempting to, uh, unsheath his sword

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Oh, great, somebody gave Sylar a sword.

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If you haven’t seen fencing, here’s what it looks like: