Modern pentathletes did not get the Daft Punk fencing treatment at the Copper Box today :-(

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

That’s an awfully violent sign for the Olympics

BBC announcer just called it “the magic spray.” I thought only Americans called it that, and in mockery

Screencap of the Olympics

Korean fencer Shin A Lam reacts to the decision:

Korean fencer is absolutely distraught:

DO NOT MESS WITH THIS REFEREE.

Your sabre gold medal match featured an interlude of the fencers dancing Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal”

Italian wins fencing semifinal, rushes into crowd to celebrate, security tries to stop him

Our Italian fencer friend here appears to be attempting to, uh, unsheath his sword

Oh, great, somebody gave Sylar a sword.

If you haven’t seen fencing, here’s what it looks like: