ESPN

Time for your semi-annual @jonahkeri screencap.

Weather Alert?

nope

I guess the NCAA tournament started already

wat

SportsCenter rundown was hard to read already. Overnight tried out new frontiers in illegibility

That didn’t take long.

Is Dakich drunk

Lalas mustache status:

That’s an impressive #chyronfail

So close.

Sal looks super happy

Tonight on Outside The Lines, it’s sports betting talk with people wearing hats

ESPN doesn’t consider the Big Ten to be a Power Five conference

What the hell is Whitlock wearing

Actual thing aired on ESPN!

We really don’t screencap @jonahkeri enough

Todd McShay looks ill

ESPN not up to date on FSU’s logo

You either forgot the cycle, or you forgot the matte

Glorious #chyronfail

NIGHTMARE RINALDI

The essence of Finebaum.

is this man drunk

Seriously, who does ESPN have working for them tonight?

ESPN having a rough night.

ESPN can predict the future

Two healthy looking guys, here.

Simmons seriously looks like ESPN pulled a hobo off the street and sat him down in the studio

What we get now that Disney owns Star Wars: ESPN “interviewing” Darth Vader

Greatest screencap ever accept no substitutes

“Rondey”

Jabari Parker somehow gained six pounds the moment Milwaukee drafted him

Monumental day. New ESPN gfx pkg. It’s unreadable

Jeremy Schaap, covered in bugs.

LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A GUN

Heat Back To Finals

Unsure what’s going on here, but a 720p60 video frame should never look like this.

OMG they killed Stuart Scott

Great moments in Television History

ESPN produces its own NCAA national championship broadcast for overseas, which is how we explain this:

Hasn’t David Carr been through enough?

Probably time to update your logo database, ESPN

Oh, this really is just a bad day for TV news of all kinds.

I don’t think that’s an appropriate reaction, Bob

Is ESPN just making things up now?

Ew

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

Our pal @TBTimes_JSmith getting some ESPN facetime, sorta

The Walter Camp “in memoriam” presentation was a disaster

ON WHAT PLANET!?!??!!?

First “Niagra”???

Guess: HD facilities still tied up in Pasadena

Criminy, this Title Talk studio is the size of a bathroom

BCSMST3K

And here’s what the “command center” feed looks like. That play button is actually onscreen

“Campus connection” feed shows fans from each team watching live:

Or you can tune into ESPNEWS and get your commentary from Matt Millen

Your #TitleTalk set features a table that is almost falling over

As noted by @mjoven1975 ESPN used this as an establishing shot for Tempe. This is in Utah, 300-some miles from Tempe

Maybe a bad choice of letters to string together for a pun.

ESPN continues to not know the difference between Ragin’ Cajuns and Leopards

Talkin’ ’bout my GENNERATION

THE BENGABUS IS COMING, AND EVERYBODY’S JUMPING

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

Paul Finebaumface

“sophmore”?

Ed Cunningham & Mike Patrick looking sharp today.

FLAT FRONT TROUSERS ONLY for ‘Melo now

That’s some interesting math, ESPN

Quality T-shirt from Stanfordbro

Who could ever forget the famous coach Vince Lombari

Nope

If you can’t beat ’em? TNT talent, on TNT’s set, talking about TNT’s game… on ESPN.

Allison Williams & Al Golden posing for their Christmas card, apparently

What’s the Cincinnati “Inquirer”? Is that a competitor to the Enquirer?

MEGATOUCHDOWN! ! !

#BARVES

What’s going on here

Yeah, this is a bad idea.

That’s quite the #chyronfail, ESPN

FACE/OFF!!!

.@TALENT1 @TALENT2 @TALENT3

Staring quarterback? I bet he throws a lot of interceptions

ESPN, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

“Who is the Bills QB?” “I DUNNO READ THE MANUAL”

Is the era of “[SOURCE]” over? Both ESPN & Fox Sports 1 sourcing properly:

I feel there are many, many ways this lower third could be misunderstood.

Ladies & Gentlemen: I present the most ANGRYSAD announcing duo in history

Because when I think “Insider with knowledge of what MLB players talk about in the clubhouse” I think LARRY KING

Great moments in television

.@keithlaw drops numerous Archer references on BBTN, is rewarded with this:

The hell is this man wearing

So much going on here, especially somebody who does not appear to like Bill Simmons

Not an accident, a function of replay rights to something aired on NBC:

Great moments in closed captioning

I think ESPN is broadcasting the Oklahoma-Virginia Tech game with a webcam

Rex Sox? Not that fetish thing again.

ESPN has launched a new basketball score box. I find it harder to read:

PENS MIGHTIER #chyronwin

Whoa, whoa, ESPN, hockey games don’t have “quarters”

Berman looking sharp tonight

Why is there a mouse pointer on the screen!?!?

Check it out guys it’s @jonahkeri

If Tiger is “-1.5 shots behind leader,” I guess that means he’s winning the tournament by 1.5 strokes

No wonder Johnny Manziel won the Heisman, his team played way more games than anybody else!

Have never seen this before: An ESPNW network-branded broadcast

What is going on here

The derpface is strong in tonight’s ESPN baseball crew.

Horrifying

Who is ESPN talking about during the Yankees-Red Sox broadcast? YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED

Oh come on, ESPN, I know you know what La Salle’s logo is

Not an especially useful desk at the moment.

OMG THOSE HATS

Digger Phelps has Miami over Georgetown in the championship, which is impossible

Keith “Dambrodt”?

YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, MARQUETTE.

“NBA Streaks”???

Oh freaking come on.

Congratulations to Ohio State, champions of the Belmont Conference