Pretty much all that needs to be said about tonight’s Magic-76ers game was just said

BEWARE THE EVIL ONLINERMAN

This is an all-time great #closedcaptioningfail

TNT broadcast is, uh, spicy

Closed captioning almost never transcribes the word “uh.” This one was relevant:

Ew

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE.

“John Fart”

No, really, CNN said that:

Great moments in closed captioning

Who is ESPN talking about during the Yankees-Red Sox broadcast? YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED

Today’s winner: whoever is doing the closed captioning for CBS

That’s not how you spell dildos

This screencap of something Musburger said a few minutes ago requested by my wife.

“When you think of the defensive trenches in the Big 10, you think about Ndamukong Suh.” Maybe YOU do, David Pollack:

EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATE CLOSED CAPTIONING ERROR ALERT

Whatever @penlovespaper is watching, the host is saying some really absurd, contradictory things: