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TNT broadcast is, uh, spicy

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Closed captioning almost never transcribes the word “uh.” This one was relevant:

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Ew

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE.

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“John Fart”

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No, really, CNN said that:

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Great moments in closed captioning

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Who is ESPN talking about during the Yankees-Red Sox broadcast? YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED

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Today’s winner: whoever is doing the closed captioning for CBS

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That’s not how you spell dildos

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This screencap of something Musburger said a few minutes ago requested by my wife.

“When you think of the defensive trenches in the Big 10, you think about Ndamukong Suh.” Maybe YOU do, David Pollack:

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EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATE CLOSED CAPTIONING ERROR ALERT

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Whatever @penlovespaper is watching, the host is saying some really absurd, contradictory things: