Arrest this man immediately

ESPNU LOGO UPDATE: Johns Hopkins

Basketball TIFO!

Never not a horrifying mascot

Today’s family portrait is Tom Verducci and Matt Vasgersian.

FA Cupface

WNBA blackouts are a thing that exist. Dumb as hell

I feel like this shirt wasn’t handed out at the door.

#chyronfailchyronfail

And here is said Wizards fan who is asking to get his ass beat

Would help if they at least had the score right.

#chyronfails all over the place, TNT

Heyyy, it’s an appearance from our favorite Marlins fan again.

Forget about the game I want to know if the person on the stairs is ok

DECABOX

Here is your Eurovision Song Contest winner

Your Joe Buck-Tom Verducci family portrait:

Blake bloodface

Why is there an umpire hanging out in right field

Now THAT is what I call a Power Play.

This guy’s doing it right.

The hell you wearing

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS!!!

Maybe get him a milk crate?

Browns fan gives two thumbs up to that pick. Wait, no, two middle fingers

We have a JT3 sighting!

It looks like six-year-olds playing soccer

Gulfport baseball fans! You get to ride with trolls, & they give you a hat from some guy named Ray

Go Yankees

That’s famous softball inside-the-park-home-run-hitter @asharock

Sad Liverpool fans

OMG they killed Stuart Scott

This smirk is just outstanding

(And yes Don Draper did eventually put the Mets pennant up on his wall)

Mets pennant.

Enough with the Star Wars crap.

This jersey is a crime

Biebs

This Is A Line Of Text

Terrible news, everyone. HE HAS INFILTRATED SPORTS

Ultimate Frisbee is televised. These are its announcers

He appears to have been assimilated.

This is awful.

So close.

Jim Cantore showing off the GUNS tonight

Peter’s keyboard in Office Space is a Macintosh ADB Extended Keyboard II. This is the same keyboard I am using right now

Zab Judah clad entirely in Brooklyn Nets camouflage.

Just trust me that for a local sports broadcast on a 1080i channel, this looks great

Denis Leary starring in MacGyver remake?

What atrocities WON’T this White Sox broadcaster commit against man

LARRY LEGEND

I love @jonahkeri and thus THIS MUST BE DONE

Not sure this look is doing an honor to anyone

.@RattoCSN face

Mebface

FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

This Red Sox fan bought a fake Eric Gagne jersey and is wearing it in public

Roger Sterling, everybody

YANKEEFANS

This has to be the most attractive baseball analyst ever to appear on an ESPN network

Doing it wrong

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Big Papi!

Great moments in Television History

Catch the ABA playoff fever, you guys

Big East baseball isn’t the most thrilling, ESPN, but I think this is a bit over the top

HUGE game for Mozgov

ESPN produces its own NCAA national championship broadcast for overseas, which is how we explain this:

Ultimate Warrior allegedly dead. Here’s how he looked last night on RAW:

Bringing a sign you are unlikely to use to a game as a fan of the away team is pretty marvelous

Ashley Wagnerface

Ollieface

Kentucky sadface

I think Romo farted

Can’t see at all why UConn is struggling

love u @GottliebShow

You’re doing it wrong, Yankeefan

Guy with hands on head secretly bet on Wisconsin

Jim Nantz sippin’ his purple drank

TNT broadcast is, uh, spicy

Calhoun is unimpressed by Google Glass guy

A wild Jim Gray appears!

Don Cherry’s jacket punishing anyone who still has a tube TV

Tiny score box difference between TBS, TNT, & TruTV I hadn’t noticed until now:

Can’t tell what model but referees are pretty clearly using a consumer-grade TV, not a broadcast monitor for replays

Smile, @NicoleAuerbach

It just isn’t the same without Tim McCarver

Oh COME ON.

There’s a Fox Sports 3!?

Actual Mets fan expression as he looks at the team roster

Broadcast trying very hard not to show any middle fingers. Broadcast is failing

In honor of Mayor Ford this fan has a crack problem

LeBronface

Meanwhile my ESPN Deportes is displaying burned-in closed captioning. Which isn’t bad, insofar as learning Spanish goes

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Ahh, MLB doing its best NBA League Pass impression

Our boy Jimmy Patsos is just a bit sweaty.

And here’s some dickhead in a dirty white cap looking right into a live TV camera

Bay News 9 hard-hitting pregame report on our friends’ unborn child

NOPE

My city looks pretty nice on TV today, though

Bo Ryanface

So much rage and profanity in one studio

.@ballybasketball getting screentime AGAIN! Also @YahooForde

WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?

Hasn’t David Carr been through enough?

MICHAEL MOORE SIGHTING! Also some tall guy in a hoodie in front of him

True definition of DGAF.

That’s good refereeing

Oh yes we will screencap that

Dunno why everybody is complaining about the colors in Tennessee-Michigan. I think it’s… vivid

Visage de Cheval!

I guess the women aren’t important enough to have LAST NAMES?

In which I screencap my dad.

We were busy earlier, but we were NOT going to miss one of our last shots at a @ballybasketball screencap

Never forget

Great scoop by NBC to report the breaking news that NBC is investigating breaking news

Roy Rage

This woman REALLY did not want to be touched by a basketball player