Everybody’s posting @drewmagary derpfaces, so I’m gonna post one where he looks handsome.

this is an unholy union.

GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT MONSTER

WATERMELONMAN

Joey Chestnut proposed to his girlfriend onstage before the Hot Dog Contest

Leave You Guns At Home

Greatest screencap ever accept no substitutes

Fingerheartface

This is what Don Cherry wears to a baseball game

Algerian TV doesn’t use the FIFA score box, either

Breaking every rule of proper mascot behavior

Categorized: Weird Faces

We can all breathe a sigh of relief.

You can tell it’s not the first time Kruk has philosophized about a rib roast

YEP. BET #chyronfail’d its Lifetime Achievement Award winner.

¡Qué emoción!

What did DeMarcus Cousins do this time!?

And here is your first-ever Joe Buck-Harold Reynolds family portrait.

She supports a gay right. Only one of them, though, not the others

Brazilian O Face

Sir, you haven’t lost yet

Neymarface!

Hombre de futbol is going to give me nightmares

“Rondey”

Jabari Parker somehow gained six pounds the moment Milwaukee drafted him

We have a Dave Wannstedt sighting

Here is Ronaldo’s haircut today:

Citizens of the state of Rubio are very proud of their senator

SRF Zwei the first channel I have seen so far that is showing the score of the other match onscreen:

.@TBRaysTwins & @newspaper_man getting TV time!

Yep, that is a Spain coffin

Adios Croacia

Frida Kahlo Mexico fan.

AHHH-AAAH, SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

Monumental day. New ESPN gfx pkg. It’s unreadable

RONALDOFACE

Jermaine Jonesface

BRADLEYFACE

World Cup match lead-in on Portuguese television is a TV show featuring people singing mostly American pop songs

Algerian lucha libre mask!

Jeremy Schaap, covered in bugs.

LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A GUN

Ghana had a 5-on-3 fast break and messed it up

Interesting rice brands they sell in Ghana. Because when I think Rice, I think of Chicago.

I think this guy is excited

A disgusted Maradona has gotten up and left

o hai

NFL Network, you got some weird analysts

So THAT’S why you bring an iPad to the World Cup

At least this Spain fan picked a winner.

Woman in a Rays jersey & Texas Rangers cap at the Chile-Spain match

SBS (Korea) score box. (Russia uses std FIFA)

WELP GUYS THE SHIRT LIED

Ghana World Cup TV studio set

NOSES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Ghana TV ad for a bank showed people grabbing vuvuzelas to gather around a TV airing… ABC?

You really can’t get away from Pitbull at the World Cup

Your Iranian TV World Cup score box.

Iranian TV World Cup coverage set

German TV score box a blend of FIFA’s and ESPN’s

Argentinian hair game

Attention @SBNation: You were just featured on Bosnian national TV

Red line follows the path of the goal line edge. It was a goal.

Another day, another fan flipping the bird.

French dudes all about that knee-huggin’ action

Switzerland offside on winning goal?

Ecuador TV score box uses FIFA’s, for the most part, but deletes the flags.

THANK YOU FOR THIS AWESOME CLOSEUP, HBO

Dude in the Wayfarers is pimp

NHK has independent camera angles & graphics that no other broadcaster I’ve seen (yet) has.

BBC with its own score box (the std BBC one, rather than FIFA’s)

New World Cup score box! Here’s Greece. It’s very austere.

“Enhancements” detected.

Your opening day World Cup score box breakdown:

ESPN Univision Rede Globo (Brazil) ITV (UK) HRT 2 (Croatia)

LOOK AT THE DISDAIN ON THEIR FACES TOWARD PITBULL

GAHH stormtroopers!

Ah yes, the traditional World Cup tribute to broccoli.

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

HE STOLE A HOUSE.

Ray Allen even surprised himself with that dunk

Tim Duncanface

Once again confused why Kelly Nash is allowed to have a surname but Jordana & Annilie are not

Manuface

What am I watching

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Tonight’s Buck-Verducci family portrait

Montes injury so horrific Ecuador player covers his eyes

Lack of sunglasses keeps this from being Peak Heat Fan

Iceland is an island. The word for Iceland in Icelandic is “Island”

Was Sterling declared “Mentality Incapacitated”? Because that’s actually believable. Or this is a #chyronfail

Heat Back To Finals

Lance Romance is the NBA’s ultimate troll

smh

Excuse me sir, you don’t belong here

“Wear whatever red, white, & blue clothes you got.” All I have is this 1992 Chris Mullin jersey

TX Lt. Governor candidate’s name is Dan Patrick. KLBK clearly Google Image Search’d that name

HE DROVE INTO A CIRCLE K AND ESCAPED!

Damn that food looks good

So this actually happened.

Unsure what’s going on here, but a 720p60 video frame should never look like this.

Somebody let Helio know ESPN is reporting his car is not on the track

Rare to ever see anything new in terms of ESPN3 title cards, but here you go

These people are wearing the same shirt. No, like, it’s one shirt with two people in it

Pure beauty

LOOK UPON MY FRIGHTENING COUNTENANCE

LOVE U EUROPE

Sadface

SEEK THE TRIFORCE, LINK!!!

Derby County facepalms

This is an all-time great #closedcaptioningfail

They’re really into close finishes in Indy Lights.

Orestes and TK with the lasting image for this 2014 Rays season.

Arrest this man immediately

ESPNU LOGO UPDATE: Johns Hopkins

Basketball TIFO!

Never not a horrifying mascot

Today’s family portrait is Tom Verducci and Matt Vasgersian.

FA Cupface

WNBA blackouts are a thing that exist. Dumb as hell

I feel like this shirt wasn’t handed out at the door.