Today’s Joe Buck-Troy Aikman family portrait:

Which team is 3-1?

We pause now for the suave and handsome @williamfleitch

Actual face of a man about to be subjected to several minutes of Gavin DeGraw

C’MON, SNL. The NFL hasn’t used this logo in more than six years.

AHHHH THIS LADY

In Missouri they call this poetry

Obviously

I bet she’s a Levante supporter

Ray Guy is in the house, & he looks suave as ever

Defeat agony

MICHIGAN MAN

Meanwhile I am watching the UTSA-FAU game on what appears to be the “Red McCombs Toyota Network”

Penn State just pulled a Florida on that fourth-down play

Indiana’s kicker is wearing shorts.

Upside down midfield logo is upside down

Tremendous

Butch Jones Leaves The Lid Up

My sign beat Indiana

Brian Randolph has glorious hair

Tebows Thighs

Gary Pinkel Types In Comic Sans

Great job, South Carolina. A “Michael Sam is gay” joke

Man Wanny sure was excited about seeing this Byard kid

Tom Jones! In the house at the Grand Final

That’s quite a face.

I think more announcing teams need to cuddle with each other in the booth

The full NFL owner video wall from South Park:

N904DS is the actual tail number of Dan Snyder’s plane

South Park replaced RG3, who appeared in the early version of tonight’s show, with Kirk Cousins:

Your southern Minnesota 7pm news is a battle between anchors wearing jean jackets (KEYC) and leather jackets (KTTC)

It’s Sunday night and it’s 8:30, which means it’s time for AL MICHAELS FACE

Pete Carroll shocked face

SLIGHTLY beyond the line of scrimmage

Today’s Joe Buck-Troy Aikman family portrait:

Wazzu bro can’t even believe they’re only a touchdown back

Jameis Winston is not impressed

WVU sadface

Elite Athlete Looks Like Dork

Sad LSU fans.

Soda: “Free.” Crab Legs: “Free.”

Jimboface

Sad Missouri fans.

Pretty nice crowd for Miami-UC.

Actual JR actually doing football commentary

no you do not

Protect and serve

This official wants no part of your celebration

#unsafelowerthirds

Return Of The Kiffykins Derpface

¿Donde está la defensa?

I’m sure there’s some kind of explanation for this

EMU getting pantsed both literally and figuratively

FSU domestic violence jokes.

You’re better than this Nebraska

AHHH THIS IS GREAT

WOMEN > WINNING

TURNCOAT TEBOW

SHELLFISH ACT

“Right in the end zone.”

Paul Finebaum, the 60 Year Old Virgin

Will Muschamp Likes Nicholas (sic) Cage Movies

Tebowing Is Catchin’ On

soccer is weird

GROW UP JAMEIS

Every Seminole Plays Naked

Finebaum is a dork

Clemson likes global warming

FSU fan successfully spells “hemorrhoids”

That’s a pretty weird-looking “prom,” KTTV

What the hell is Whitlock wearing

Actual thing aired on ESPN!

More stunned K-Staters

Stunned KSU bro is stunned.

Attn @UniWatch, Casillas’s numbers don’t seem to match everyone else’s?

Live from this historic moment in Scotland, the discovery of a basketball arena

CCL: FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

Sergio Brown’s face

Nick Saban, doing interviews into the camera since forever

Who the hell is “Jane Austin”?

The cops are after Miss America? I wonder what she did.

Here’s tonight’s Al Michaels face.

Just slightly beyond the line of scrimmage.

Eli Manningface

Whose neck did they paste Boomer Esiason’s face onto

ELBOWS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

What in the hell is going on here CBS

It’s that time again: Joe Buck & Troy Aikman family portrait

Outstanding beard alert

I’ve heard of commentators looking like they could go out on the field and hit somebody but this is a bit far

AMERICA’S FAVORITE ANNOUNCERS

wat

USC fan sadfaces

You gotta wear a scarf in a domed stadium in early September?

And there’s your margin of victory:

OBCface

“Is it hot out here or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside you?”

yikes

Much Gators. Wow

My Dad Is An Electrician

Fargo pastimes.

Sam Ponder Pet My Mullet

I see Whitesnake is touring again

C’mon, he’s only the greatest quarterback in Tampa Bay Buccaneers history.

BUT IS FIRST NAME LOWER NAME ELITE??

New score box for the new Thursday Night Football era.

#chyronfail

The file folder actually reads “FBI Coverup”

Here’s a bloody college football screencap I never got around to posting this weekend.

That’s quite the lower third, CBS

Dilfer-Berman family portrait

Disgusted Giants fan is disgusted.

Here, have some Eli Manningface

Do I even want to know what the product being advertised here is

It’s 8:22 p.m. on Sunday, which means it’s time for AL MICHAELS FACE

Look at the joy on his face!

Screencap of the year candidate?

I HUNGER FOR YOUR FACE

We have our first profane t-shirt of the season!!!

Add this to the collection of horrifying old-timey college football mascots