She’s just not that into you

Meanwhile, Tim McCarver wears his scarf like a cape.

Compare the size of the Fox Deportes bug compared to the regular Fox one:

If Tiger is “-1.5 shots behind leader,” I guess that means he’s winning the tournament by 1.5 strokes

No wonder Johnny Manziel won the Heisman, his team played way more games than anybody else!

omg Kobe where have I seen that face before!???

It is 32 degrees in Minneapolis & there are shirtless CHILDREN OUTSIDE AT THE BASEBALL GAME

Lil’ Rickie Fowler!!

Not only are Quinnipiac’s players older than the usual college student, so are their band members

I think Nolan Ryan is a bit cold.

Glanced at my screen showing the Rockies game. Saw this. Won’t be sleeping tonight

Have never seen this before: An ESPNW network-branded broadcast

Somebody let Root Sports know this isn’t Houston’s logo

You guys! @TampaBayTK with the SWAG jacket.

What is going on here

Roger Sterling struggleface

Important Stan screencaps

Pete’s sideburns are truly regrettable

DAT STACHE

The derpface is strong in tonight’s ESPN baseball crew.

Tiger hipsters. Tigsters.

Your newest entry in the Screencap Hall of Fame:

Lucha Libre D-Backs fans!

Cool Minnie Mouse backpack you got there

The CIT has a trophy, ECU just won it, and this is what it looks like

This guy is more awesome than you will ever be

Idiot with a glove in the second row

ESPN on Xbox is now brought to you by Geico:

Horrifying

Chip Caray & Joe Simpson are ready for baseball.

So I have a local Greek TV station. They have a talk show. This is what it looks like

Baseball season means lots of screencaps of interesting-looking fans.

Is Dustin Pedroia 2013’s first IDIOT CLUB inductee?

Plenty of good Opening Day seats available in Yankee Stadium

Who is ESPN talking about during the Yankees-Red Sox broadcast? YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED

Oooh, fancy new MLB dot TV background

Aussie Rules whiteboards have Ford sponsorships:

The agony of defeat.

The thrill of victory.

Human element

To whom is Pitino flipping the bird???

Goosebumps.

Sager’s Easter outfit

Army was absolutely annihilating the Yankees at one point yesterday

Also, HD closeup of the huge cut over Alvarado’s eye!

MAX KELLERMAN HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO

That ain’t how you use a rosary.

Mattaface

Don Cherry’s attire tonight is Easter-themed:

PAWWWWWWL ANTI-AMERICAN OBUMMER WEARS THAT BRAND THAT SPELLS “ARMOR” ALL EUROPEAN-Y

The Joy Of Dirk

Classic, old-school facepalm from this Sunderland supporter

Billy Donovanface

Was unaware Florida had its own version of Big Nut

FGCU is losing tonight because of an inability to score fractional points as in previous games

Not a lot of fans in attendance for this Dallas Cup Fulham-Fluminense match

No old man has ever eaten a candy bar with as much loathing as this man behind Walt Frazier

THE JAYHAWK ISN’T IN THE CAGE, BACARI. YOU JUST PUT A CAGE IN FRONT OF IT:

srsly what is up with Kenny Smith’s vest

Zombie Harbaugh!!!

DAT ASS

Friendly-looking cheerleaders you got there, Syracuse

Tom Creanface

Kinda weird these guys are celebrating in a handshake line in the top of the 9th

I can’t help myself.

Lotta overscan space on that Capital One bottom line, CBS.

Coaching staves in Euroleague wear the same outfits!

“Bulls players console a distraught LeBron James after ending the Heat’s winning streak”

SHOULDERS DO NOT, uh, LOCATE THAT WAY

89 rebounds in a game? That’s gotta be a record, right?

ABC to report actor Morgan Freeman was in attendance for tonight’s Warriors game

SUPER SAIYAN! (With a mustache??)

GEORGETOWN BRO. Now is not the time for pride

Love this La Salle screencap.

FGCU equipment manager IS THUGGAN

FLORIDA GOLF COAST

Sure would be nice to know how much time is remaining!!

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

JOHN STOCKTON IS VERY CONCERNED

The most Brad Stevens screencap there ever was.

Rachel Nicholsface

Oh come on, ESPN, I know you know what La Salle’s logo is

Not an especially useful desk at the moment.

GAME BACK ON!

This is absurd. How are they playing in this

Ice crystals are growing on Jermaine Jones’s head.

DEUCEFACE

OH GOD SAGER’S THUMBNAIL AUGHHHHHH

Mavericks fan has courtside seats, is eating a burrito with his mouth open

They’re using hockey pucks as paperweights AT A SOCCER MATCH

OMG THOSE HATS

I’m sure we’ll see some QUALITY SOCCER in these conditions

This man appears to be cold.

Luxembourg is a terrible sports town

Today’s winner: whoever is doing the closed captioning for CBS

ITV is broadcasting today’s England-San Marino match. Their graphic of SM’s lineup is a bit insulting (if accurate)

Andy Kennedy reacts to seeing Marshall Henderson’s Twitter account for the first time:

Chuck doing the Rooster.

This is totally normal

The Rev. is in attendance

Hoops Nation bids you a fond farewell, Matty D.

SPARTY NO

There’s an Ohio Bobcat basketball player in this year’s NCAA Tournament after all:

Wish they could find a way to run the NCAA Basketball Tournament like this

LIU has an actual blackbird in attendance

Digger Phelps has Miami over Georgetown in the championship, which is impossible

WAT

Robert Morris beats Kentucky, storms the court

Callipari smileface

Sager’s bracket tie:

Thing That Is Stupid: ESPND switches AZ Alkmaar-Ajax match from HD to letterboxed SD 15 minutes into the match:

I guess the media stormed the court?

Swag

Oh, yeah, nobody cares about MLS

Tonight’s Don Cherry outfit

Keith “Dambrodt”?

I believe we have a @VCUPav sighting

Sportsmanship

If you can spare a screen, there is some beauty happening over on NBC:

Shot is clearly off in time: