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whitE girlS worshiP winstoN

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Nevin Shapiro Wants A Refund

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I’m more drunk than the Sunshine Scooter

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“Lennay Kekua is a Canes fan” ??

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Choke On A Doak

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The Real Miami Is In Ohio (!!!)

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All Golden Helmets > Al Golden Ties

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So much to unpack here. Golden is a sweaty frat pledge, Tebow prays to Jameis? And a Miami Heat sign.

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CrimiNoles vs Thugs

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Brooklyn.

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Nightmares

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Your final Buck-McCarver family portrait, ever.

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If you can’t beat ‘em? TNT talent, on TNT’s set, talking about TNT’s game… on ESPN.

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Allison Williams & Al Golden posing for their Christmas card, apparently

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Melonhead

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I may be in New York, but you’ll still get your Buck-McCarver family portrait:

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Red Sox fans put “Molina” on their Stand Up 2 Cancer sign, think it’s funny

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Al Michaels’ face is looking pretty good tonight guys!

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Here’s tonight’s Buck-McCarver family portrait. Enjoy them while you can!

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Here’s why Vollmer was screaming: that thing at the bottom is his foot, turned around nearly backward

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Rob Ryan & Sean Payton costumes!!!

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Whole lotta Idiots On The Field.

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I see a lot of people claiming Joyce wasn’t looking at the obstruction. He’s looking DIRECTLY AT IT:

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Your weekly Robert Kekaula screencap (none of the announcers looked at the camera once during this)

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“John Fart”

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Missouri fans in agony

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Sad Missouri fans, part two

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Sad Missouri fans

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LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Your supply of Buck-McCarver family portraits is dwindling. Get one of the final remaining now!

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Sad VPI fans.

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Alabama sweatshirt + Oregon cap??

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Minnesota beats Nebraska, rushes the field

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Sad Huskers fans.

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That’s some impressive hair

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Also, has anyone ever heard of the “12% rule” ??

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It is a gorgeous day in Florida, so of course nobody is in attendance at our football games:

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Subtle @dpshow reference in the back with “Will Ferrell loves Shea”

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“Our hobos are cooler” ? ?

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“Saban needs a sippy cup” is your zenith of the day, I guess

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“Ducks could make Reebok look good”

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“Schiano Is Worse Than MRSA,” bag-head fan is quoting Deadspin!

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Best Bucs fan ever, guys

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Former Deadspin commenter Jon Hamm, everyone:

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I hope they’re related

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Underwood’s hair, like wine, gets better with age

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Delay in the CFL game nearly 15 minutes now. Here’s the scary reason why:

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Tonight’s Joe Buck-Tim McCarver family portrait:

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John Lackey, you’ve… changed.

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Buck, McCarver. Family portrait. Savor it while they last

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What’s the Cincinnati “Inquirer”? Is that a competitor to the Enquirer?

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Typographic dangers of the linguistic pin-pen merger, or maybe they’re just on Pintrest?

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I see a word that doesn’t belong on TV

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No one-shot tonight, so your Al Michaels Face is a family portrait:

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When a ballcarrier is in this position, there exists no safe way for an oncoming defender to tackle him.

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“I ain’t an athlete, ma’am. I’m a ballplayer.”

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Because the Hanson brothers being at an ALCS game makes perfect sense:

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Tonight’s Buck-McCarver family portrait feels.. old.

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Tough to see here thanks to some crappy NBC PQ, but USC player flipping the bird to a Notre Dame fan:

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Your horse collar evidence: