Miami Marlins-level attendance for this France-USA match:

Count the horrible things:

Something I’m sure @sepinwall noticed.. our closing shot of Peggy, compared with the opening shot of the series premiere:

NOT EVEN CLOSE “James Gadolini”

“lost at sea” telegram:

Did not realize this Skywire broadcast featured a Favre-cam

Oh lord, Jim Cantore

This is a glorious sign.

You look forward to it every week. Here’s today’s Joe Buck-Tim McCarver family portrait:

Seriously look at all the people NOT watching the fight in the ring

The most swag soccer manager in the world

If the internet world has ever clamored for an image of @chrissyteigen holding a bottle of Sriracha, here you go

Nothing like conducting an interview with several pieces of confetti stuck to your skull.

EPIC #chyronfail: Miami ABC station reports “Game 7 Loss”

For Shane Battier, being champions means not having to wear shoes:

Danger Will Robinson

LeBron ain’t even mad

Boshface

POP MAD.

There is a fan in a Stephen Curry jersey at the game tonight in primo seats:

The hell is this man wearing

Why I love @ReutersStream

Nigeria: excited.

Soccer is great because even dudes getting destroyed can point to the heavens in celebration

Here’s @DanRubenstein & Jeremy Roenick, in harmony

Good to see Mexico fans comfortable with their fate.

I don’t think he knows what the weather’s actually going to be like.

Gross LeBronface

So much going on here, especially somebody who does not appear to like Bill Simmons

When you’re Geddy Lee, you’re never too old for a soul patch.

NBA analysis you can trust.

ROLL TIDE

Iran still working on that whole “pool microphone” concept.

The Don Draper, in repose with tumbler on chest

Bob Benson realtalk

Great moments in basketball faces

Carmelo Anthony fan, what are you doing there

Tim Duncanface

She mad

Check out who was the star of tonight’s Puerto Rican league game:

Tonight’s Joe Buck-Tim McCarver family portrait is a classic

Not an accident, a function of replay rights to something aired on NBC:

Just now noticed Chelsea Roffey, my favorite referee in any sport, is calling this match on goal

It’s @MichelleDBeadle’s dad:

I hope this is a #chyronfail?

Portland is a terrible sports town

My video feeds freeze at the most opportune times

I spy Michael Pemulis, whose supplies no doubt helped to rowdy up the crowd

Spoelstra can’t believe his parents brought him to this lame basketball game

The great Satan

Your #USMNT tifo:

Catchers in full gear hanging out a second base, something you don’t see every day

Great moments in closed captioning

To be fair obnoxious Red Sox fan was a decently nice guy. that’s him next to me in the green Pedroia jersey:

Someone is getting maimed in this dogpile.

Sad LeBronface.

This is a totally reasonable thing to wear to a basketball game

Simmons didn’t really commit to that fist bump.

Mike Tyson is performing at the Tony Awards, in case you were in need of some more surrealism in your life:

ESPN Deportes announcers don’t have an especially good view of the action:

Better late than never, here’s today’s Buck-McCarver family portrait:

Woman witnessing carnage wonders why she came to boxing match

Great screencaps, courtesy LSU

This is very weird and horribly done, NBC.

#humanelement

That kid is really embarrassed to be seen with Pat Riley

Don’t Tread On Me

Usain Bolt’s reaction to losing to Gatlin:

Dan, you look… different.

People say poker on TV is boring. Why, look how compelling this is:

First time I’ve ever watched an MLB dot TV exclusive broadcast. Their graphics, uh

Interesting: ESPN3’s English-language coverage of the UEFA U-21 tournament is from TSN.

Unexpected offseason Al Michaels face!!!

There used to be a band called the Jesus And Mary Chain. Here’s the Jesus part of them

ANGRY BIRDMAN

Because everyone gets derpface’d, here’s @drewmagary

Seriously, Camp Nou is 2/3 full for this:

And a screencap of Pete toking on the couch for good measure.

Peggyglare

Pete Campbellface

Ryan Reynolds once was cool. Now he’s wearing a blue vinyl jacket

I think ESPN is broadcasting the Oklahoma-Virginia Tech game with a webcam

Rex Sox? Not that fetish thing again.

Another kangaroo running a meth lab

I don’t know on what program Thane Camus is a TV personality, but I want to watch it

Ugh. There is a Monsters University ESPNU logo:

OMG PUPPY ON THE FIELD !!!!!!!!

There is an old man at the Heat-Pacers game holding a flamingo

Because everyone gets derpface’d, here’s @gangrey

Here’s tonight’s Joe Buck & Tim McCarver family portrait

This is the motorsports version of a facepalm

Wow, apparently having milk poured on your head bleaches your hair

Switched my Al-Jazeera feed to NHK just now. First thing I saw tells me I made the right choice:

This is a terrific screencap

.@TampaBayTK getting pranked:

WatchESPN running a GoalLine/BuzzerBeater-style channel called “Bases Loaded” during NCAA tournament:

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

TV station watermarking this J.J. Barea interview WSHH-style? Weird

Is this legal?

This basketball court doesn’t have quite enough advertising decals on it

Chris Hayes, you are the Rob Ford winner.

Interesting onscreen graphic from Romanian TV warns viewers they’re about to see “images that will affect you emotionally”

These cannot possibly be this man’s actual glasses

These kids are reacting appropriately to Dioner Navarro hitting his third homer

Roy Hibbert, demon of the glass

New Yorker

I have no idea what happened at RAW tonight except that it looks like the audience completely ignored the final match:

This is it. This is neat.

I like this screencap.

Sad Spidey

Bob Benson’s shorts tho

Breakfast of champions

VERY SUSPICIOUS that the Coca-Cola 600 is under caution due to a Coke bottle on the track:

For those curious what the announcing team for an Ultimate broadcast on ESPN looks like:

I like how the Univision chyron doesn’t know how to handle two letter team names

These fans JUST WANT TO GO HOME

wat

Somebody get these people some tacos

This man brought an actual bear to the Grizzlies game

I was at the Rays game earlier, so I missed giving you your Buck-McCarver family portrait of the day: