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Oh come ON CBS Sports Net. Everybody knows Marshall is spelled “STUPID COW”

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This was intentional.

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DC CBS affiliate producing tonight’s newscast outside from a DESK MADE OF ICE:

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Hoyafan has the sadz

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Damn, Pitbull’s been working out

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What.

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Why, no, knees do not bend that way. Thank you for asking.

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do not trust these people

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Buck. Aikman. Family portrait time:

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Tom Brady facepalm

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As @AdamHammer24 notes, CBS is using a REALLY old photo of Tom Brady

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Bon Jovi has an assigned seat with his name on it. BONJOVI SITS WHERE HE WANTS DAMMIT

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We all need more drugs

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Today in blindingly obvious news

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PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

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Somebody disconnected Sky News’s USB drive

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Auburn wins championship

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Our pal @TBTimes_JSmith getting some ESPN facetime, sorta

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SMU’s pep band is… interesting

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Currently airing on my C-SPAN2 channel:

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This is what the video looks like. It’s gorgeous

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Wasn’t joking about B.J. Upton’s house being on fire

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Julia Louis-Dreyfusface

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This dude is having a good time

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140 characters is not enough to describe this Buckeye scene

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Buck. Aikman. Family portrait

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Man those guys are all REALLY offside

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Don Cherry back to his usual flamboyance tonight

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Sean Paytonface

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The Walter Camp “in memoriam” presentation was a disaster

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ON WHAT PLANET!?!??!!?

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First “Niagra”???

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Another addition to our disturbingly large gallery of Jim Boeheim knuckle-deep into his nostril

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Jay Gruden, everybody.

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Hey @JoshElliottABC, you’re a Jeopardy! answer!

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Guess: HD facilities still tied up in Pasadena

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I like how he feels he needs to point at the flare. Like lit flares are known for not being very visible

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Auburn had a blocking advantage on the final play of the game. Runner foolishly cut back toward the defenders

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Jameisface

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Jimboface, & John Saunders stinkeye

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Meanwhile on Campus Connection, a young woman is getting spanked

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Champs.

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On WWE Old School night, a fan is holding a sign that refers to a Garbage song that came out in 1995

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Always-helpful Lee Corso points out where the runner went out of bounds

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Criminy, this Title Talk studio is the size of a bathroom

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BCSMST3K

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This looks like a really sad cocktail party

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And here’s what the “command center” feed looks like. That play button is actually onscreen

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“Campus connection” feed shows fans from each team watching live:

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Or you can tune into ESPNEWS and get your commentary from Matt Millen

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Your #TitleTalk set features a table that is almost falling over

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Johnny Football with the plaid tie. Needs to tighten up that knot, though

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Governor Pat Illinois, everyone

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I appreciate them letting me know this Ali-Foreman fight isn’t being broadcast live. Also #chyronfail

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DAT BOLO

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FROM PARTS UNKNOWN

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Today’s Buck-Aikman family portrait:

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What is the Serbian age-defying secret!?!?

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CBS spotlights diarrhea sludge purveyor

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If I was on TV a bunch I’d put a picture of my dad on here too