What is wrong with this guy’s hand

Yeah, she didn’t sign up for this.

Form tackle.

Not sure what this is airing on FS1 at the moment, but it’s a Buck-Aikman family portrait:

MANZIELFACE

These Tennessee fans are already having a bad day

That man is wearing a GoPro

This is why you don’t use fountain pens, CBS

So many disturbing things here

“Nobody wants McCarron’s autograph”

“OSU recruit me”

“Tebow Cried” now has extra verses!!!

“The moon & Manziel: both control the Tide”

Awesome, BHGP content making it to #GameDay

“Saban smells like mothballs.” That’s a new one!

Now HERE is how to do Forrest Gump GameDay smack

Another one I’m unsure how it made it past security

“ESPN sources: As real as Te’o’s girlfriend”

Whoa whoa whoa

Lotta Manziel-Webb photoshops out there too

Brokers lied, NCAA tried, Rovell cried, May Five (??) Johnny Replied, Roll the Tide

Custom ESPNU logo for Midnight Yell:

So much going on here.

Terry Bradshaw: never not scary.

Also, yes, Landon Donovan’s eye is messed up

That’s good parenting

Lotta.. ain’t right faces here.

ESPN’s Brock Bowling, as this opening shot of Texas State’s stadium is shown: “The fans are out in full force”

I had no idea Canada had barbecue, let alone a BBQ champion. Is Canada BBQ tomato, mustard, or vinegar-based?

Go ahead & use this Eli Manning face for, you know, anything

Time to check in on the status of Al Michaels’ face!

Tom Brady facepalm!

“TAMA BAY”?

Tom Brady sits when he pees

Like clockwork

Greg Schiano is depressed.

Kiffykins resignationface

Kiffykins derpface

Ahh, I just saw the replay. The helmet hit had nothing to do with it. LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY did:

Brian Kelly facepalm!

Canes vs Convicts, says UM fan whose teams took in massive amounts of money from Nevin Shapiro

Four quick turnovers for WKU. Their fans can’t watch:

UF fans only wear the classiest of T-shirts

Why, yes, there’s a Manziel-Miley Cyrus sign

Wow. A Lizzy Seeberg sign

How’s that FS1 morning show going, Erin?

“If God can’t help Tim Tebow then Tommy Rees is in trouble”

ESPN security missed this dirty one:

“Catfishing For Leprechauns: A 30 for 30 Film”

Oh goodness.

Oh man

Uh

Potato famine jokes? RAW

“BRIAN KELLY WATCHES FS1”

“Lennay dumped Te’o for Gardner”

List of things on this Missing sign: Everett Golson, Te’o’s girlfriend, a conference

“Rudy was offsides”

“Play like your girlfriend’s real today”

“Notre Dame was my safety school”… “Golson plagiarized my other sign”

Here is your Mark May screencap for, like, ever

Sage advice.

Here’s the scene where cops finally took down the guy, in front of the Waffle House on 301

Wasn’t even close to crossing the goal line

I don’t think this was necessary, NBC

OPENING NIGHT AL MICHAELS FACE

Looking forward to that [Blank] at (?) game at Time on Date

Jesse Palmerface

Meanwhile on Sky Sports News…

He’s not even close to being out of bounds. How do you blow this!?

The good news is Miami just tied up Marshall at 14. The bad news is they have a fan in attendance wearing this shirt

Sadface Iowafan

Frank Beamer with the facepalm to end all facepalms

.@TALENT1 @TALENT2 @TALENT3

The American flag is not to be used for CLEANING YOUR GLASSES

BIG NUT is NOT HAPPY:

JOHNNY MANZIEL IS TEBOWING.

PUPPIES

Tajh for Heisman: At least his girlfriend is real

“SEC I sell Deer Antler Spray”

Twerk Hard Play Hard

HERP DERPSTREET

“I set my DVR to record ‘The Biggest Loser’ but it keeps recording Clemson games”

“I bought this sign from Manziel”

That’s one brave Georgia fan.

“Deport Miley Cyrus”

Here’s your first #gameday sign shot of the season!!

No, really, they had to pry it open:

Here is your relevant K-State screencap for the night

Staring quarterback? I bet he throws a lot of interceptions

The Fox Sports 1 ticker reports non-sports news

David Carr is playing? That’s gotta be some kind of NCAA violation

SHOCKED VANDYFANS

I think this Ole Miss frat bro might be the next to vomit

YOUR FIRST KIFFYKINS SAFETYFACE OF THE SEASON Y’ALL

CBS Sports Net fullscreen chyron way out of alignment. Video bleeding over top and left edges!

I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even… horrify you.

Everything about this MWC broadcast is a #chyronfail

I see now why this game is delayed:

Oh yeah, this is very safe tackling practice

UNC can be Carolina. USCe is CAROLIN

Someone please get this man a properly-sized jersey

Can someone please explain to me the purpose of these bizarre microphones

SO MANY MIDDLE FINGERS.

That “You Mad Bro?” sign

ESPN, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

I endorse this Dodgers fan’s shirt

Time again to check in on the status of AL MICHAELS’ FACE:

Drake is ashamed to be there

“Who is the Bills QB?” “I DUNNO READ THE MANUAL”

Reason #9000 to check aspect ratio before broadcasting video:

Anyway, yeah, not many Yankees fans at the game tonight, but they were all in our section for some reason:

Really? Nobody fixed his shirt/jacket before they went into the courtroom?

Why did Fox News put “woman” in scare quotes? Do they not believe women exist?

Stop all the downloading

This seems like something you should take to, like, an ACTUAL courtroom.

Fox Soccer Channel is so dead that Fox listed the match it’s currently showing as being on “DirecTV” rather than FSC

What’s a “submachiune gun”? Sounds scary.

The “A-Rod Is A Looser” sign appeared on Crowd Goes Wild

This is the sort of thing I find really helpful & informative but will somehow anger viewers

Immediately after the Red Sox-Yankees game ended, Fox Sports Live puts up this lower third: