Your opening day World Cup score box breakdown:

LOOK AT THE DISDAIN ON THEIR FACES TOWARD PITBULL

GAHH stormtroopers!

Ah yes, the traditional World Cup tribute to broccoli.

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

HE STOLE A HOUSE.

Ray Allen even surprised himself with that dunk

Tim Duncanface

Once again confused why Kelly Nash is allowed to have a surname but Jordana & Annilie are not

Manuface

What am I watching

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Tonight’s Buck-Verducci family portrait

Montes injury so horrific Ecuador player covers his eyes

Lack of sunglasses keeps this from being Peak Heat Fan

Iceland is an island. The word for Iceland in Icelandic is “Island”

Was Sterling declared “Mentality Incapacitated”? Because that’s actually believable. Or this is a #chyronfail

Heat Back To Finals

Lance Romance is the NBA’s ultimate troll

smh

Excuse me sir, you don’t belong here

“Wear whatever red, white, & blue clothes you got.” All I have is this 1992 Chris Mullin jersey

TX Lt. Governor candidate’s name is Dan Patrick. KLBK clearly Google Image Search’d that name

HE DROVE INTO A CIRCLE K AND ESCAPED!

Damn that food looks good

So this actually happened.

Unsure what’s going on here, but a 720p60 video frame should never look like this.

Somebody let Helio know ESPN is reporting his car is not on the track

Rare to ever see anything new in terms of ESPN3 title cards, but here you go

These people are wearing the same shirt. No, like, it’s one shirt with two people in it

Pure beauty

LOOK UPON MY FRIGHTENING COUNTENANCE

LOVE U EUROPE

Sadface

SEEK THE TRIFORCE, LINK!!!

Derby County facepalms

This is an all-time great #closedcaptioningfail

They’re really into close finishes in Indy Lights.

Orestes and TK with the lasting image for this 2014 Rays season.

Arrest this man immediately

ESPNU LOGO UPDATE: Johns Hopkins

Basketball TIFO!

Never not a horrifying mascot

Today’s family portrait is Tom Verducci and Matt Vasgersian.

FA Cupface

WNBA blackouts are a thing that exist. Dumb as hell

I feel like this shirt wasn’t handed out at the door.

#chyronfailchyronfail

And here is said Wizards fan who is asking to get his ass beat

Would help if they at least had the score right.

#chyronfails all over the place, TNT

Heyyy, it’s an appearance from our favorite Marlins fan again.

Forget about the game I want to know if the person on the stairs is ok

DECABOX

Here is your Eurovision Song Contest winner

Your Joe Buck-Tom Verducci family portrait:

Blake bloodface

Why is there an umpire hanging out in right field

Now THAT is what I call a Power Play.

This guy’s doing it right.