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List of things on this Missing sign: Everett Golson, Te’o’s girlfriend, a conference

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“Rudy was offsides”

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“Play like your girlfriend’s real today”

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“Notre Dame was my safety school”… “Golson plagiarized my other sign”

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Here is your Mark May screencap for, like, ever

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Sage advice.

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Here’s the scene where cops finally took down the guy, in front of the Waffle House on 301

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Wasn’t even close to crossing the goal line

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I don’t think this was necessary, NBC

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OPENING NIGHT AL MICHAELS FACE

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Looking forward to that [Blank] at (?) game at Time on Date

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Jesse Palmerface

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Meanwhile on Sky Sports News…

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He’s not even close to being out of bounds. How do you blow this!?

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The good news is Miami just tied up Marshall at 14. The bad news is they have a fan in attendance wearing this shirt

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Sadface Iowafan

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Frank Beamer with the facepalm to end all facepalms

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.@TALENT1 @TALENT2 @TALENT3

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The American flag is not to be used for CLEANING YOUR GLASSES

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BIG NUT is NOT HAPPY:

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JOHNNY MANZIEL IS TEBOWING.

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PUPPIES

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Tajh for Heisman: At least his girlfriend is real

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“SEC I sell Deer Antler Spray”

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Twerk Hard Play Hard

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HERP DERPSTREET

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“I set my DVR to record ‘The Biggest Loser’ but it keeps recording Clemson games”

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“I bought this sign from Manziel”

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That’s one brave Georgia fan.

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“Deport Miley Cyrus”

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Here’s your first #gameday sign shot of the season!!

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No, really, they had to pry it open:

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Here is your relevant K-State screencap for the night

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Staring quarterback? I bet he throws a lot of interceptions

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The Fox Sports 1 ticker reports non-sports news

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David Carr is playing? That’s gotta be some kind of NCAA violation

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SHOCKED VANDYFANS

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I think this Ole Miss frat bro might be the next to vomit

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YOUR FIRST KIFFYKINS SAFETYFACE OF THE SEASON Y’ALL

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CBS Sports Net fullscreen chyron way out of alignment. Video bleeding over top and left edges!

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I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even… horrify you.

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Everything about this MWC broadcast is a #chyronfail

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I see now why this game is delayed:

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Oh yeah, this is very safe tackling practice

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UNC can be Carolina. USCe is CAROLIN

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Someone please get this man a properly-sized jersey

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Can someone please explain to me the purpose of these bizarre microphones

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SO MANY MIDDLE FINGERS.

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That “You Mad Bro?” sign

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ESPN, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

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I endorse this Dodgers fan’s shirt

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Time again to check in on the status of AL MICHAELS’ FACE:

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Drake is ashamed to be there

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“Who is the Bills QB?” “I DUNNO READ THE MANUAL”

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Reason #9000 to check aspect ratio before broadcasting video:

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Anyway, yeah, not many Yankees fans at the game tonight, but they were all in our section for some reason:

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Really? Nobody fixed his shirt/jacket before they went into the courtroom?

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Why did Fox News put “woman” in scare quotes? Do they not believe women exist?

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Stop all the downloading

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This seems like something you should take to, like, an ACTUAL courtroom.

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Fox Soccer Channel is so dead that Fox listed the match it’s currently showing as being on “DirecTV” rather than FSC

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What’s a “submachiune gun”? Sounds scary.

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The “A-Rod Is A Looser” sign appeared on Crowd Goes Wild

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This is the sort of thing I find really helpful & informative but will somehow anger viewers

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Immediately after the Red Sox-Yankees game ended, Fox Sports Live puts up this lower third:

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Pinkhat with King Of The Hill on, I’ve seen it all now.

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Soriano, Cano, & A-Rod. See, they’re the best of friends.

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A-Rod looked satanic rounding the bases

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Is the era of “[SOURCE]” over? Both ESPN & Fox Sports 1 sourcing properly:

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Is that guy for real with the mustache

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Drugs are bad, m’kay?

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And here’s tonight’s Joe Buck-Troy Aikman family portrait

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Knees do not bend that way

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SOON

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As several of you have noted, FS1 in SD is a disaster

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Also here is my opinion of Andy Roddick’s performance so far

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Meanwhile the Fox Sports 1 ticker doubled in size while you weren’t paying attention

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No Joe Buck today, so your family portrait is Kenny Albert & Tim McCarver:

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That’s a helpful camera angle

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HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS MISTAKE

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Your first “sad Arsenal fans” shot of the season

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SHOCKED that a man with this name could be facing drug charges

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Fox Sports 1 bringing at least one thing ESPN doesn’t: gambling odds.

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Mangled head alert

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ATTENTION. Phillies fan at Sunderland!!

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Fox Sports 1 blurring out the Cazadores logo from Sonnen-Silva. All other logos left alone?

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Odd disclaimer?

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FS2 is *not* using a zoom-out, though

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Here’s what I mean. Fox only using 67% of the screen for video

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How long did it take FS1/FS2 to have their first #chyronfail? 20 seconds:

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Your Fox Sports 1 ticker:

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Disgruntled SPEED employees with hours left on the job already #chyronfailing

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Jamaican sports fans are big into idioms

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Holy crap my hometown is playing right now on ESPN3!!!!!

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NBC’s Premiership overflow channels are live. Here’s what they’re currently airing:

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Weird score box placement for this Iraq-Chile match on ESPN Deportes