Macklemore & Ryan Lewis pose for their official Grammy photo:

Doubt I’ll post a better screencap than this tonight.

REMOVE THIS MAN FROM CANTON.

Taylor Swiftface

That you Donald Trump

I was led to believe Daft Punk’s helmets would light up words at award ceremonies:

o hai daft punk

YOUR FINAL AL MICHAELS FACE OF THE SEASON:

Meanwhile Cyndi Lauper is wearing a piano skirt

Excuse me sir there is a giant turd on your head

Kid ‘n Play, guys

Can’t imagine why nobody else wanted to ride in this car with Skip Bayless & Colin Cowherd

lol Tampa

Fox Sports 1 has a weird dress code for its sideline reporters

Go on…

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

WE WANT BAMA

wat

Oh come ON CBS Sports Net. Everybody knows Marshall is spelled “STUPID COW”

This was intentional.

DC CBS affiliate producing tonight’s newscast outside from a DESK MADE OF ICE:

Hoyafan has the sadz

Damn, Pitbull’s been working out

What.

Why, no, knees do not bend that way. Thank you for asking.

do not trust these people

Buck. Aikman. Family portrait time:

Tom Brady facepalm

As @AdamHammer24 notes, CBS is using a REALLY old photo of Tom Brady

Bon Jovi has an assigned seat with his name on it. BONJOVI SITS WHERE HE WANTS DAMMIT

We all need more drugs

Today in blindingly obvious news

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

Somebody disconnected Sky News’s USB drive

Auburn wins championship

Our pal @TBTimes_JSmith getting some ESPN facetime, sorta

SMU’s pep band is… interesting

Currently airing on my C-SPAN2 channel:

This is what the video looks like. It’s gorgeous

Wasn’t joking about B.J. Upton’s house being on fire

Julia Louis-Dreyfusface

This dude is having a good time

140 characters is not enough to describe this Buckeye scene

Buck. Aikman. Family portrait

Man those guys are all REALLY offside

Don Cherry back to his usual flamboyance tonight

Sean Paytonface

The Walter Camp “in memoriam” presentation was a disaster

ON WHAT PLANET!?!??!!?

First “Niagra”???

Another addition to our disturbingly large gallery of Jim Boeheim knuckle-deep into his nostril

Jay Gruden, everybody.

Hey @JoshElliottABC, you’re a Jeopardy! answer!

Guess: HD facilities still tied up in Pasadena

I like how he feels he needs to point at the flare. Like lit flares are known for not being very visible

Auburn had a blocking advantage on the final play of the game. Runner foolishly cut back toward the defenders

Jameisface

Jimboface, & John Saunders stinkeye

Meanwhile on Campus Connection, a young woman is getting spanked

Champs.

On WWE Old School night, a fan is holding a sign that refers to a Garbage song that came out in 1995

Always-helpful Lee Corso points out where the runner went out of bounds

Criminy, this Title Talk studio is the size of a bathroom

BCSMST3K

This looks like a really sad cocktail party

And here’s what the “command center” feed looks like. That play button is actually onscreen

“Campus connection” feed shows fans from each team watching live:

Or you can tune into ESPNEWS and get your commentary from Matt Millen

Your #TitleTalk set features a table that is almost falling over

Johnny Football with the plaid tie. Needs to tighten up that knot, though

Governor Pat Illinois, everyone

I appreciate them letting me know this Ali-Foreman fight isn’t being broadcast live. Also #chyronfail

DAT BOLO

FROM PARTS UNKNOWN

Today’s Buck-Aikman family portrait:

What is the Serbian age-defying secret!?!?

CBS spotlights diarrhea sludge purveyor

If I was on TV a bunch I’d put a picture of my dad on here too

Don Cherry almost looks normal tonight

Playoffs Al Michaels face!

Ah yes, it’s terrifying Colts Guy again

Sad Buckeye fans

VERY SAD BUCKEYE FANS

What does the Fox say

Oh wait. The Orange Bowl had an M.I.A. moment:

Wow, @ZODIAC_MF wasn’t joking. @ovationtv looks… terrible.

The agony of defeat

Distraught Bamafans

Shocked Bamafan

That’s a pretty bold claim, NBC Sports Net

As noted by @mjoven1975 ESPN used this as an establishing shot for Tempe. This is in Utah, 300-some miles from Tempe

Baylor fans have NO IDEA what to make of this national anthem

.@Eve_Edelheit is VERY HAPPY to be covering the Outback Bowl.

Have a great day

Some really scary moments in this Tournament of Roses parade, guys

Here’s a screencap from the ad. What cocktail requires that many limes?

When I was 16 many of my drives featured this

Schiano Man? Renaissance Man!

Breaking news guys

Was at @GreenBenchBrew celebrating @Kit_Connolly’s birthday. Here’s your Al Michaels face:

Riversface

Raiderfan, everybody

Today’s Joe Buck-Troy Aikman family portrait:

RG3 is unimpressed

Maybe a bad choice of letters to string together for a pun.

lolno

Here’s what Don Cherry is wearing tonight

#NORMUN

Anguished Minnesota fan

Shocked Minnesota fan

Apparently Claude Monet is directing today’s Cardiff-Southampton broadcast

Right above the S in the ESPN sign here

Happy Sunday. Here’s this week’s Al Michaels face.

Sad Seahawks fan

Sad Ravens fan

Reasons not to live in Florida: That this is an important occupation

FROZEN TUNDRA MAN

Today’s Buck-Aikman family portrait:

GUYS. The World Fooseball Championship is currently airing on ESPN3:

ESPN continues to not know the difference between Ragin’ Cajuns and Leopards