Today’s Buck-Aikman family portrait:

Meanwhile, Alexi Lalas shaved his mustache off DURING THE MLS CUP:

Murray had 0.15 seconds to prepare for the hit. Here is his face in that 0.15 seconds

You need more Joey Harrington in your diet

Plumlee is the Andrew Luck of college basketball

Because everyone gets derpfaced, @williamfleitch

Kobe no look so good

Here’s a Joe Buck-Troy Aikman family portrait that didn’t make the cut today, but I like it because of Troy’s expression

Argonauts fan in ecstasy

Andrew Luck decided he wasn’t ugly enough, is growing a beard

Today’s Joe Buck & Troy Aikman derpy family portrait:

I think somebody farted on the San Jose State sideline

I feel like Kellerman & Lamps have earned the family portrait treatment.

Kiffykins derpface

Dat Clemson hair

Ames: Where men are men, sometimes too much so.

Tom Brady is not impressed with turkey

Mike Tice & I have the same glasses! He must live in Wrigleyville

Dick Stockton looking even more frazzled than usual today

I don’t care what you say, I like Pam Oliver’s hair

Today’s Joe Buck-Troy Aikman family portrait:

If this is our last Derek Dooley image for awhile, it’ll be a good one

Hey Joey Harrington, how’s that Fox studio show working out?

Kiffykins derpface

A rare Muschamp derpface opportunity.

Nebraska

Oh man. Here’s @KNegandhiESPN with Andrew Bynum’s haircut

Several Gators fans in this screencap may be on the verge of puking

Because everybody gets derpfaced, here is @JasonKirkSBN & @KegsnEggs

I don’t know what Sports32 is, but their graphics are Hydrox to ESPN’s Oreos

Centenary features a young man with a rather aggressive haircut

Smooth Arian Foster

Your semi-regular Buck-Aikman family photo:

Rome looks.. sweaty.. today.

What is going on here

OMGOMGOMG THIS IS AMAZING

Imagine what a football player named “Margus” looks like, & it is exactly what this football player named Margus looks like

Dabo has this same haircut in the offseason

Time to check in on Erin Andrews to see how she’s enjoying her new job

UCLA students: reliably high

Guaranteeing you will get your money’s worth with this duo calling college basketball:

HORRIFYING CHILD

What is it with soccer commentators and ridiculous mustaches!? First Lalas last night and now Keller…

OBC looks like he’s got sun poisoning

ATTENTION: Lalas Mustache

Ohio freshmen just haven’t been the same since they closed down The Greenery.

CHANGE: President Obama’s face four years ago, and tonight

ABC went to interview some rando in Times Square. He started talking about GIFs and made this face:

SIMMA DOWN NAH

Diane Sawyer appears to be drunk

Holy crap, Sarah Palin’s hair. She looks like a Moore-era Bond girl

Tom Brokaw’s glasses make him look like your friend’s mean grandpa

This guy IS Bill Hader’s reporter character Herb Welch, except wearing a Missouri lanyard

Dems purty teeths

Expect to see this several dozen times this season

Kiffykins derpface

I AM THE CAPEMAN

I spent four months riding buses in Jacksonville, it’s not gonna end well for this guy

Wolf Blitzer stars in: TRAPPED ON FIRE ISLAND

I want to know who declared “the governor must have a personalized fleece”