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YOUR VIDEO IS GOING TO SUCK.

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I PAID 2,000 POUNDS TO BE HERE AND NOW I’M COVERED BY A TARP AND CAN’T SEE ANYTHING

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THIS IS SO WEIRD

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Cool art, NCAA

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What an enormous boner.

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Nothing like being caught checking your text messages when you’re supposed to be doing the postgame interview

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It’s your annual screencap of Bud Selig looking confused

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The “wearing your pants around your knees” trend seems to have made it to Euros

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We definitely did not need to see this prior to observing extreme gluttony

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Your Independence Day Nationals unis:

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According to the Heat, LeBron is George Harrison

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I realize it’s 20 minutes to tip, but OKC’s arena was FULL at this point

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Bit of a mismatch on the stats here

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Men in tuxedos–even Hall of Famers–should not wear ribbon headbands

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A vest of bricks

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Marlins broadcast interviewing people at the Clevelander pool. No surprise Craig Minervini found the woman wearing the fewest clothes

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Also: this was an actual final score of an NCAA tournament game today

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That is some IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS by Fox right there

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Florida’s rugby shirts are amazing. This dude’s rat-tail, not so much

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Gerald Laird joins the IDIOT CLUB *AND* a blown call makes him safe!

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Power? Cable? The elite screencapper needs not these things. He does, however, need them to watch something interesting

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Whataburgers win! Whataburgers win!

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Real masters of the pun, these Rangers fans are

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Just noticed that KTXA (Rangers) puts the Fox Box in a different place as everyone else. See:

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Dammit Oakland go to your baseball games

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Merril Hoge ties his neckties at “Brett Favre” length

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I am missing something called PEARLIE? OH NOES

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The Cubs are giving out “Social Media Baseball Cards.” What the hell are Social Media Baseball Cards?:

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Jose Bautista just hit a check-swing grounder, then tried to run to third, I think.

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Can you really be “leading” in BABIP? It’s more like “Happens to be lowest”

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“FLY BALL GUYS!!” (ball flies over centerfield fence) “NEVER MIND”

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There are so many things wrong in this shot of Washington fans

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You’d think Jason Alexander would know how to wear a baseball cap.

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Milwaukee has a crack problem

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New IDIOT CLUB member: Eric Thames (ht @sixerfan1220)

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This is not only a BAD definition of Replacement Player, it’s a WRONG definition of Replacement Player

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Lot of people at today’s Braves game

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THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THIRD BASE

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IDIOTS everywhere! Now it’s Danny Espinosa joining the club

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A Confederacy of Dunces in Chicago

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They had to bring in the template because the White Sox didn’t line the batters box correctly

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The game is going on, and yet all Yankee fans want to do is take photos of Kermit the Frog.

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Tonight’s Marlins “Performance Play” was sponsored by “3 Stooges,” and it was when the Marlins GIDP’d

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WGN is trying to spark a new panic by questioning the safety OF SAND CASTLES

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Great baseball weather today in Detroit

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ESPN currently has $78 worth of hot dogs in the booth. I hope they paid for them:

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What, you thought “fashion police” wasn’t a real thing? In Miami it is

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It took two innings for the major league season to become a circus

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I can’t wait for next year’s Final Four in Alanta! Wait, WHERE IS ALANTA #NCAAFAIL

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Everything about Betty Draper here is terrible

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Marseille is a terriible sports town

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Turned on NASCAR. Saw this. IMMEDIATELY changed the channel

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Dubai is a terrible sports town

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I think the Swansea-Everton match has been attacked by Welsh nationalists

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Too much Harbaugh!

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Turner can’t even get their own SkyCam out of the way. Terrible, terrible broadcasts

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Gonna blame our terrible shooting on Craig Sager’s conservative garb tonight

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Iowa State’s band nerds take band nerditry to a new level

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Among other memes, that Vitamin Water commercial features a double Nyan Cat rainbow

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Looks like somebody let Luis Suarez program the video boards at Anfield

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Sometimes the thumbnails I make for videos are as good as regular screencaps. Example:

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Bill Simmons confused Noche Latina with Noche Informal

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Using a blimp to chase Tiger. I can only assume Peyton Manning is his passenger

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SWACtion has some camera placement issues

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Vermont beats Stony Brook, “storms” the court

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Ohio is beating Buffalo because we keep hitting shots like this:

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So, yeah… if you haven’t been paying attention to the Big 12 game, here’s what Baylor’s wearing.

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C-USA still C-UStruggggggling to get people to come to games

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ACC Tournament attendance is somewhat better than C-USA’s.

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C-USA tournament attendance did not improve today

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Oh COME ON SEC Network. This is not getting off on the right foot

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Baylor forgot they were playing today, had to rush from volunteering as crossing guards, had no time to change uniforms

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Welcome to the C-USA tournament, where there are zero people in attendance

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Lehigh beats Bucknell, storms the court

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Watching the Longhorn Network for the first time:

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Creighton beats Illinois State, storms the court

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Buffalo beats BGSU, storms the court

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If you’ve only landed one punch through two rounds, you’re gonna lose the fight

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Marco tries to high-five baby, is left hanging

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And yes, Robert Downey, Jr. Tebowed.

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Iowa beats Wisconsin, storms the court

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I’m sure the people who paid $1200 for those seats are enjoying this kid

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Creighton beats Long Beach State, prematurely storms the court

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CHISORA SPIT WATER IN KLITSCHKO’S FACE

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SEC Basketball–CATCH THE FEVER

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Adele is dating a slob

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You might be surprised how the MAC hires its basketball coaches

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George Lopez, everyone.

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I heard when a dude makes contact with his butt it actually causes your head to snap back like you’ve been shot

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Jeremy Lin’s fans are not exactly executing cultural iconoclasm

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There are NO PEOPLE at the Missouri-Oklahoma game

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I guess nobody told the ad firm that bars were still segregated in Missouri in 1933

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Cee-Lo is wearing shower shoes on the “red carpet”

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“WHY AM I HERE? The game is inside a dome.”

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Cool defense Bulls

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Milan is a terrible sports town