stupid

Didn’t notice this earlier, but apparently UConn’s uniforms were manufactured by Aperture Science

Here is a word cloud showing the frequency of all words spoken on CNN between 9:31am Tuesday & 3:03am Wednesday:

Valencia is a terrible sports town

Media snapshot. 1am.

Here’s your 11:10 or so media snapshot, moments before the election was called for Obama:

Fox News apparently hired a fifth grader to draw its map of the United States:

Here’s your full 9pm media snapshot:

Here was your 8pm media snapshot: (now just the screen as I see it)

Your 7pm media snapshot:

Here’s how our channels led things off. It’s your 6pm media snapshot:

Your 4pm media snapshot:

Your 3pm media snapshot:

Media snapshot: Here’s how all the channels I’m watching looked at 2pm Eastern.

This is your major breaking story on Fox News atm:

And your winner of the “unnecessary letterboxing award” goes to ESPN Deportes:

SportsNation also in costume today:

This will end well

Aerial shot of Atlantic City carnage:

The boats in Ocean City harbor caught fire last night

Idiot tries to drive under downed line

While hospitals burn in NYC, Connecticut TV reports on WHICH PUMPKIN PATCHES ARE CLOSED.

This guy has been standing in the middle of this AC street for 10 hours. He must be tired.

Skyscraper crane collapses in NYC:

San Francisco is burning things

I love calling out members of the IDIOT CLUB, but at least they usually actually touch first base

what is going on here

Oklahoma called a weird defense on that play, called “let two DBs get blocked by the same guy”

#GameDay continues its tradition of picking a “winning” sign that features spelling and/or grammar errors

REAUXL TIGERS!?? That’s criminal.

Sweet, LA Galaxy are playing in some dimly-lit Salvadoran back yard

WORLD SERIES IDIOT CLUB

Steve Mariucci went for a ride with Ragnar

I don’t think these are regulation pants, though

This concussion issue has become such a big deal now even sideline reporters are wearing helmets

So, how about these Northwestern helmets?

Good job, good effort Kansas State fan

Usually people spell things out using E S P N but hey, use another network if you want

I’m sure Bud Selig is very proud of this

Ole Miss frat bros must have spotted an Auburn fan because the birds made a quick appearance

S83S O9

Students at College Gameday are now sporting the same signs you see from bums by freeway exits

KONY 2012, how very Notre Dame of this guy to be behind the times

The Bronx is a terrible sports borough

“The only thing husky about Washington is their women”

Your “winning” #gameday sign isn’t even spelled correctly

Yep, Zack Greinke pitching in a jersey with his own name misspelled on the back

Oh, right. Here’s the wacky things Arkansas is wearing today

Somehow just now noticing that KISS is the official band of the ACC:

“When you think of the defensive trenches in the Big 10, you think about Ndamukong Suh.” Maybe YOU do, David Pollack:

“Braxton is a girl” HURR DURR UR SO FUNNIE MSU

Apparently Shayne Skov was named looking, not swinging

UFL football, guys

Yeah, you’re not a sports fan, Snoop Lion

Oh, yeah, the delay was definitely the right play-call here.

Hardest game to watch is this combination of two teams with hideous uniforms

THIS IS NOT SAFE BOATING. (Note the open flame.)

Hey, lady, your team just took the lead back on a Big 12 team. How about you LOOK UP FROM THE TEXTING AND NOTICE

Oh, this is bad. FSC’s Europa League studio looks like somebody broadcasting from their living room

“YO’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE”? Am I missing a joke or are Red Bulls fans just poor spellers?

Ford not getting its money’s worth for sponsoring stupidest “Keys to the game” ever

Big East Network being out of aspect ratio is especially unflattering for this gentleman

Because you want Lee Corso in a beat-up cowboy hat

If you ever wondered who president of the IDIOT CLUB is, it’s Little Nicky Punto.

Jay Cutler is coming for you, Batman!

“I saw her face and I feel like I’ve hurt her”

Scab STILL doesn’t know the proper gesture to indicate delay of game

THE BALL IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. TACKLE THE MAN HOLDING IT.

Shaq wearing a shirt with his own picture & “I’m A Dr.” Ehhh, you’re an Ed.D.

TWO NMSU linemen ran 10 yards downfield and blocked defensive backs on a pass play (white blobs at 20 yd line)

Nebraska’s in rough shape, I mean, this guy’s wearing somebody else’s helmet!

Very classy T-Shirt, Iowa fan

Cool defense, Maryland

Today’s my first BYUtv experience. Tuned in just now and this is what I saw:

“We’re my friends”? I don’t get it.

“I ate bath salts for breakfast” seriously aTm is the worst #gameday

“I’m CaucASIAN”: both uninspired and accurate given aTm

I’m glad these SEC football experts have catsup, I’m sure it enhances their analysis

This is the WEIRDEST “delay of game” signal ever given

The lower third reads “trashed on Twitter” but it is unfortunately not a story about #drunjtweets

“GOBBLE GOBBLE BITCHES” is the most HURR a college football shirt could DURR

Just two Duke bros all alone with a section to themselves where they can suck the remaining drops of Dewar’s out of their flasks

Pro-Paterno sign in the luxury boxes

Great video quality, MASN. It’s daytime, you can increase your shutter speed a bit

I think this is the ultimate “is a terrible sports town” image.

YEESH. Something seriously wrong with this FSC feed of Liverpool-Man City.

I cannot believe this is something that was actually just on television

Australia is a terrible sports town

WHO THE HELL IS ANDESRON?

The video quality is sub-VHS:

Modern pentathletes did not get the Daft Punk fencing treatment at the Copper Box today :-(

How close Wambach came:

This must be one of those wacky “demonstration sports.”

“Why won’t this damn thing work!?!”

The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat. The arguing by officials:

NBC seems a bit confused as to what “Today” means

I seem to recall beach volleyball looking different than this

Comparison of the video quality of BBC’s live feed and NBC’s on the 100 fly broadcast:

BBC: NBC:

.@NBC, this is what we are seeing when we try to view your online Olympic feeds:

YOUR VIDEO IS GOING TO SUCK.

I PAID 2,000 POUNDS TO BE HERE AND NOW I’M COVERED BY A TARP AND CAN’T SEE ANYTHING

THIS IS SO WEIRD

Cool art, NCAA

What an enormous boner.

Nothing like being caught checking your text messages when you’re supposed to be doing the postgame interview

It’s your annual screencap of Bud Selig looking confused

The “wearing your pants around your knees” trend seems to have made it to Euros

We definitely did not need to see this prior to observing extreme gluttony

Your Independence Day Nationals unis:

According to the Heat, LeBron is George Harrison

I realize it’s 20 minutes to tip, but OKC’s arena was FULL at this point

Bit of a mismatch on the stats here

Men in tuxedos–even Hall of Famers–should not wear ribbon headbands

A vest of bricks

Marlins broadcast interviewing people at the Clevelander pool. No surprise Craig Minervini found the woman wearing the fewest clothes

Also: this was an actual final score of an NCAA tournament game today

That is some IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS by Fox right there

Florida’s rugby shirts are amazing. This dude’s rat-tail, not so much

Gerald Laird joins the IDIOT CLUB *AND* a blown call makes him safe!

Power? Cable? The elite screencapper needs not these things. He does, however, need them to watch something interesting

Whataburgers win! Whataburgers win!