Apparently they’re broadcasting UConn-WMU from an Undisclosed Location, specifically a dungeon

Balloon nightmares. Blame @QuivPonySwag

Meanwhile elsewhere in Kansas City, BOMB ROBOT

Not gonna mess with Orlando Franklin.

MATT MILLEN IS COMING FOR YOU

VANGORDER YOU ARE SO CREEPY.

Sergio Romo’s smile is the creepiest/most awesome coolguy face in baseball

JOE BIDEN WANTS YOU

SO CUTE (the Bearcat will bite your face off)

OH GOD GIANT @TampaBayTK HEAD

2012 and NICK SABAN STILL STARES INTO YOUR SOUL.

No longer having @carterespn to kick around, Brock Huard rains terror upon Mark Jones:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT

AMERICANISM

HORROR

Your first Raiderfan screencap of the season. There will be dozens

Now the horses are jumping fences THAT AREN’T PART OF THE COURSE

Sinclair: intense.

There is a horrifying mascot in attendance for Fed-Murray:

You’ve run 25 miles. An Olympic medal is this far away from you:

Uhh. Rapids fans y’all

DO NOT MESS WITH THIS REFEREE.

Oh, great, somebody gave Sylar a sword.

Undertaker looks… old

That is one crazy mountain

This is Gainer the Gopher, one of top-level professional sports’ most disturbing mascots

Becks has completed his transformation to Bond villain

Fine, fine. Your Tito Ortiz-as-gladiator:

This Braves fan has the most amazing body I’ve ever seen on a human being

The moment Kevin Durant swore vengeance:

TERRIFYING RONALDO

MARK KOTSAY WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES

When driving your race car, please try to avoid making it look like this

Somehow my iPhone is running 24 hours of Le Mans from inside one Corvette. The view is… dark.

That’s not sunlight coming through the roof. It’s LIGHTNING.

A rare proper and relevant use of the Spartan mask:

I see Euro 2012 is just going to be one continuous nightmare mine

You’re doing it wrong

Ladies & gents, your completely normal Tampa Bay Rays postgame interview

I have no idea what is going on in the Rays dugout right now but it is TERRIFYING

The IIHF mascot appears to be a helmet-wearing Angry Bird

If you’re watching hockey, you missed this great moment in sports television

This is not Jim Knox. WHO IS THIS

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is an Atlanta-area Clippers fan

A man in a superhero suit is terrorizing children at Safeco

They have a wormhole in the dugout in Detroit, and now the title of the TV show SLIDERS makes a lot more sense to me

There is a very rich clown at the Knicks game

Batman, the Creedence Clearwater Revival days

The Royals’ bat boy is bigger than half the players on the team. In fact, I think he might be the Batman.

This is a gloriously ironic screencap

Jim Knox is going to regret these excursions someday

Don Draper strangleface #madmen

OMG she’s got a knife

Many of you are watching something other than #MadMen & thus missed naked Betty. So here you go

Don’t be fooled, these are actually Louisville fans dressed as their favorite Cardinal quarterback

“Virtual Madness” has never been so meaningful as it was for Anthony Davis’s face

NIGHTMARE!!!

Here’s an even better shot from the side of HOLY CRAP THIS DUDE’S HAIR

Man, they’re broadcasting some weird things in this Trail Blazers-Lakers game