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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT

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AMERICANISM

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HORROR

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Your first Raiderfan screencap of the season. There will be dozens

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Now the horses are jumping fences THAT AREN’T PART OF THE COURSE

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Sinclair: intense.

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There is a horrifying mascot in attendance for Fed-Murray:

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You’ve run 25 miles. An Olympic medal is this far away from you:

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Uhh. Rapids fans y’all

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DO NOT MESS WITH THIS REFEREE.

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Oh, great, somebody gave Sylar a sword.

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Undertaker looks… old

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That is one crazy mountain

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This is Gainer the Gopher, one of top-level professional sports’ most disturbing mascots

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Becks has completed his transformation to Bond villain

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Fine, fine. Your Tito Ortiz-as-gladiator:

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This Braves fan has the most amazing body I’ve ever seen on a human being

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The moment Kevin Durant swore vengeance:

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TERRIFYING RONALDO

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MARK KOTSAY WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES

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When driving your race car, please try to avoid making it look like this

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Somehow my iPhone is running 24 hours of Le Mans from inside one Corvette. The view is… dark.

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That’s not sunlight coming through the roof. It’s LIGHTNING.

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A rare proper and relevant use of the Spartan mask:

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I see Euro 2012 is just going to be one continuous nightmare mine

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You’re doing it wrong

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Ladies & gents, your completely normal Tampa Bay Rays postgame interview

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I have no idea what is going on in the Rays dugout right now but it is TERRIFYING

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The IIHF mascot appears to be a helmet-wearing Angry Bird

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If you’re watching hockey, you missed this great moment in sports television

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This is not Jim Knox. WHO IS THIS

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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is an Atlanta-area Clippers fan

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A man in a superhero suit is terrorizing children at Safeco

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They have a wormhole in the dugout in Detroit, and now the title of the TV show SLIDERS makes a lot more sense to me

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There is a very rich clown at the Knicks game

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Batman, the Creedence Clearwater Revival days

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The Royals’ bat boy is bigger than half the players on the team. In fact, I think he might be the Batman.

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This is a gloriously ironic screencap

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Jim Knox is going to regret these excursions someday

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Don Draper strangleface #madmen

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OMG she’s got a knife

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Many of you are watching something other than #MadMen & thus missed naked Betty. So here you go

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Don’t be fooled, these are actually Louisville fans dressed as their favorite Cardinal quarterback

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“Virtual Madness” has never been so meaningful as it was for Anthony Davis’s face

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NIGHTMARE!!!

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Here’s an even better shot from the side of HOLY CRAP THIS DUDE’S HAIR

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Man, they’re broadcasting some weird things in this Trail Blazers-Lakers game

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THE FACE OF FEAR

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Way too serious, Cyclonebro. You look like a serial killer.

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Rick Barnes stare

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Stare into the eyes of IMMA GRIP N SIP.

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The Billiken remains Division I’s creepiest mascot

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Bucknell students: scary

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WHAT IS RONALD MCDONALD DOING THERE

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TERRIFYING AUBURN FAN

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OMG NIGHTMARE GODADDY COMMERCIAL

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT JET ENGINES ON A RACE TRACK

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HE IS! RT @GabeTheWP the kid who holds up his own face is holding up beadle’s today

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Meanwhile there’s something very frightening in Lubbock

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Okay RT @bobforner please tell me you got the wvu fan in a speedo

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Here’s your Wild Bill shot of the night, folks. NSF eyes

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Their eyes are boobs

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Bad lighting, bad ESPN2 camera, or Rece, Digger & Bob Knight drank from the wrong grail several seconds ago

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Jackson Blankenship, ‘Bama bigface guy, sitting next to John Larroquette & wearing a Lin shirt

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I think the Jacksonville Giants broadcast (they’re losing at the half btw!) captured a child abduction

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Univision can be really terrifying sometimes

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YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE.

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Dickie V + Busey. (For @awfulannouncing)

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New Mexico beats UNLV, storms the court. Also WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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Bob Knight is about to get attacked by some wild animals, I think

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Something about the UALR Trojan fills me with terror

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YOU GUYS. MIKE TYSON IS LINSANE.

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Lady Gimp-ga

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WILD BILL HAS GONE TOO FAR

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ATTN: WVU students are furries

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TERROR

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Oh god, this Alabama fan is the scariest thing you will ever see, ever

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TERROR

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HORRIBLE FACES EVERYWHERE

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CBS should have warned families that they were about to air something terrifying to children

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New Mexico provides you a nightmare for your slumber

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Here’s the evil @jeskeets

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ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE NHL

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Amazed the Texans couldn’t win, having a ninja on their sideline

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Hey y’alls let’s have nightmares

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Meg Ryan & Mellencamp at the IU game. Boy, they haven’t aged at all!

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Mark Few’s face tells the story of this game

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Wow, the Moon Man has really let himself go since Bobby Darin’s family made him stop singing & he joined the KKK

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I thought Aggies were farmers, not stickup men from Red Dead Redemption

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Pucker up

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And yet we already have BCS Championship Nightmare Fuel

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I don’t want to know what Jerry Jones is talking about here

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Don’t make fun of fat guy with Razorback flag. He’s Shaolin.

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Looks like Kenny’s watching a different kind of Pictures on his screen when off-camera

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This is perhaps the greatest screencap ever, starring @edsbs & @ClayTravisBGID “The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly”