scary

Apparently they’re broadcasting UConn-WMU from an Undisclosed Location, specifically a dungeon

Balloon nightmares. Blame @QuivPonySwag

Meanwhile elsewhere in Kansas City, BOMB ROBOT

Not gonna mess with Orlando Franklin.

MATT MILLEN IS COMING FOR YOU

VANGORDER YOU ARE SO CREEPY.

Sergio Romo’s smile is the creepiest/most awesome coolguy face in baseball

JOE BIDEN WANTS YOU

SO CUTE (the Bearcat will bite your face off)

OH GOD GIANT @TampaBayTK HEAD

2012 and NICK SABAN STILL STARES INTO YOUR SOUL.

No longer having @carterespn to kick around, Brock Huard rains terror upon Mark Jones:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT

AMERICANISM

HORROR

Your first Raiderfan screencap of the season. There will be dozens

Now the horses are jumping fences THAT AREN’T PART OF THE COURSE

Sinclair: intense.

There is a horrifying mascot in attendance for Fed-Murray:

You’ve run 25 miles. An Olympic medal is this far away from you:

Uhh. Rapids fans y’all

DO NOT MESS WITH THIS REFEREE.

Oh, great, somebody gave Sylar a sword.

Undertaker looks… old

That is one crazy mountain

This is Gainer the Gopher, one of top-level professional sports’ most disturbing mascots

Becks has completed his transformation to Bond villain

Fine, fine. Your Tito Ortiz-as-gladiator:

This Braves fan has the most amazing body I’ve ever seen on a human being

The moment Kevin Durant swore vengeance:

TERRIFYING RONALDO

MARK KOTSAY WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES

When driving your race car, please try to avoid making it look like this

Somehow my iPhone is running 24 hours of Le Mans from inside one Corvette. The view is… dark.

That’s not sunlight coming through the roof. It’s LIGHTNING.

A rare proper and relevant use of the Spartan mask:

I see Euro 2012 is just going to be one continuous nightmare mine

You’re doing it wrong

Ladies & gents, your completely normal Tampa Bay Rays postgame interview

I have no idea what is going on in the Rays dugout right now but it is TERRIFYING

The IIHF mascot appears to be a helmet-wearing Angry Bird

If you’re watching hockey, you missed this great moment in sports television

This is not Jim Knox. WHO IS THIS

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is an Atlanta-area Clippers fan

A man in a superhero suit is terrorizing children at Safeco

They have a wormhole in the dugout in Detroit, and now the title of the TV show SLIDERS makes a lot more sense to me

There is a very rich clown at the Knicks game

Batman, the Creedence Clearwater Revival days

The Royals’ bat boy is bigger than half the players on the team. In fact, I think he might be the Batman.

This is a gloriously ironic screencap

Jim Knox is going to regret these excursions someday

Don Draper strangleface #madmen

OMG she’s got a knife

Many of you are watching something other than #MadMen & thus missed naked Betty. So here you go

Don’t be fooled, these are actually Louisville fans dressed as their favorite Cardinal quarterback

“Virtual Madness” has never been so meaningful as it was for Anthony Davis’s face

NIGHTMARE!!!

Here’s an even better shot from the side of HOLY CRAP THIS DUDE’S HAIR

Man, they’re broadcasting some weird things in this Trail Blazers-Lakers game

THE FACE OF FEAR

Way too serious, Cyclonebro. You look like a serial killer.

Rick Barnes stare

Stare into the eyes of IMMA GRIP N SIP.

The Billiken remains Division I’s creepiest mascot

Bucknell students: scary

WHAT IS RONALD MCDONALD DOING THERE

TERRIFYING AUBURN FAN

OMG NIGHTMARE GODADDY COMMERCIAL

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT JET ENGINES ON A RACE TRACK

HE IS! RT @GabeTheWP the kid who holds up his own face is holding up beadle’s today

Meanwhile there’s something very frightening in Lubbock

Okay RT @bobforner please tell me you got the wvu fan in a speedo

Here’s your Wild Bill shot of the night, folks. NSF eyes

Their eyes are boobs

Bad lighting, bad ESPN2 camera, or Rece, Digger & Bob Knight drank from the wrong grail several seconds ago

Jackson Blankenship, ‘Bama bigface guy, sitting next to John Larroquette & wearing a Lin shirt

I think the Jacksonville Giants broadcast (they’re losing at the half btw!) captured a child abduction

Univision can be really terrifying sometimes

YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE.

Dickie V + Busey. (For @awfulannouncing)

New Mexico beats UNLV, storms the court. Also WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Bob Knight is about to get attacked by some wild animals, I think

Something about the UALR Trojan fills me with terror

YOU GUYS. MIKE TYSON IS LINSANE.

Lady Gimp-ga

WILD BILL HAS GONE TOO FAR

ATTN: WVU students are furries

TERROR

Oh god, this Alabama fan is the scariest thing you will ever see, ever

TERROR

HORRIBLE FACES EVERYWHERE

CBS should have warned families that they were about to air something terrifying to children

New Mexico provides you a nightmare for your slumber

Here’s the evil @jeskeets

ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE NHL

Amazed the Texans couldn’t win, having a ninja on their sideline

Hey y’alls let’s have nightmares

Meg Ryan & Mellencamp at the IU game. Boy, they haven’t aged at all!

Mark Few’s face tells the story of this game

Wow, the Moon Man has really let himself go since Bobby Darin’s family made him stop singing & he joined the KKK

I thought Aggies were farmers, not stickup men from Red Dead Redemption

Pucker up

And yet we already have BCS Championship Nightmare Fuel

I don’t want to know what Jerry Jones is talking about here

Don’t make fun of fat guy with Razorback flag. He’s Shaolin.

Looks like Kenny’s watching a different kind of Pictures on his screen when off-camera

This is perhaps the greatest screencap ever, starring @edsbs & @ClayTravisBGID “The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly”

This man seems far too young to be a Clemson Grandparent?

There are a minimum of two amazingly awesome things about this screencap

God they have Dick Clark made up like a corpse

Brock Huard’s plan to fight hunger: eating expendable parts of @carterespn

Seen a lot of scary fans. This might be the scariest

Thunder fan is going to fuel my nightmares for weeks

The UTEP miner, here dressed as Magnum P.I., assaults @GottliebShow with his pickaxe

Most terrifying image of the EPL season thus far

Amber Alerts get my attention pretty quickly because they send all my monitors and tuners haywire with these

Freaky goal celebrations, vol. 1

ATTN TERRIFYING MASCOT I am currently burning your relatives in the oven

¬°Arriba!