Screencaps, screengrabs, screen caps, screengrabs, video captures, 30 frames
Apparently they’re broadcasting UConn-WMU from an Undisclosed Location, specifically a dungeon
Balloon nightmares. Blame @QuivPonySwag
Meanwhile elsewhere in Kansas City, BOMB ROBOT
Not gonna mess with Orlando Franklin.
MATT MILLEN IS COMING FOR YOU
VANGORDER YOU ARE SO CREEPY.
Sergio Romo’s smile is the creepiest/most awesome coolguy face in baseball
JOE BIDEN WANTS YOU
SO CUTE (the Bearcat will bite your face off)
OH GOD GIANT @TampaBayTK HEAD
2012 and NICK SABAN STILL STARES INTO YOUR SOUL.
No longer having @carterespn to kick around, Brock Huard rains terror upon Mark Jones:
#HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT #HUMANELEMENT
Your first Raiderfan screencap of the season. There will be dozens
Now the horses are jumping fences THAT AREN’T PART OF THE COURSE
There is a horrifying mascot in attendance for Fed-Murray:
You’ve run 25 miles. An Olympic medal is this far away from you:
Uhh. Rapids fans y’all
DO NOT MESS WITH THIS REFEREE.
Oh, great, somebody gave Sylar a sword.
Undertaker looks… old
That is one crazy mountain
This is Gainer the Gopher, one of top-level professional sports’ most disturbing mascots
Becks has completed his transformation to Bond villain
Fine, fine. Your Tito Ortiz-as-gladiator:
This Braves fan has the most amazing body I’ve ever seen on a human being
The moment Kevin Durant swore vengeance:
MARK KOTSAY WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES
When driving your race car, please try to avoid making it look like this
Somehow my iPhone is running 24 hours of Le Mans from inside one Corvette. The view is… dark.
That’s not sunlight coming through the roof. It’s LIGHTNING.
A rare proper and relevant use of the Spartan mask:
I see Euro 2012 is just going to be one continuous nightmare mine
You’re doing it wrong
Ladies & gents, your completely normal Tampa Bay Rays postgame interview
I have no idea what is going on in the Rays dugout right now but it is TERRIFYING
The IIHF mascot appears to be a helmet-wearing Angry Bird
If you’re watching hockey, you missed this great moment in sports television
This is not Jim Knox. WHO IS THIS
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is an Atlanta-area Clippers fan
A man in a superhero suit is terrorizing children at Safeco
They have a wormhole in the dugout in Detroit, and now the title of the TV show SLIDERS makes a lot more sense to me
There is a very rich clown at the Knicks game
Batman, the Creedence Clearwater Revival days
The Royals’ bat boy is bigger than half the players on the team. In fact, I think he might be the Batman.
This is a gloriously ironic screencap
Jim Knox is going to regret these excursions someday
Don Draper strangleface #madmen
OMG she’s got a knife
Many of you are watching something other than #MadMen & thus missed naked Betty. So here you go
Don’t be fooled, these are actually Louisville fans dressed as their favorite Cardinal quarterback
“Virtual Madness” has never been so meaningful as it was for Anthony Davis’s face
Here’s an even better shot from the side of HOLY CRAP THIS DUDE’S HAIR
Man, they’re broadcasting some weird things in this Trail Blazers-Lakers game
THE FACE OF FEAR
Way too serious, Cyclonebro. You look like a serial killer.
Rick Barnes stare
Stare into the eyes of IMMA GRIP N SIP.
The Billiken remains Division I’s creepiest mascot
Bucknell students: scary
WHAT IS RONALD MCDONALD DOING THERE
TERRIFYING AUBURN FAN
OMG NIGHTMARE GODADDY COMMERCIAL
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT JET ENGINES ON A RACE TRACK
HE IS! RT @GabeTheWP the kid who holds up his own face is holding up beadle’s today
Meanwhile there’s something very frightening in Lubbock
Okay RT @bobforner please tell me you got the wvu fan in a speedo
Here’s your Wild Bill shot of the night, folks. NSF eyes
Their eyes are boobs
Bad lighting, bad ESPN2 camera, or Rece, Digger & Bob Knight drank from the wrong grail several seconds ago
Jackson Blankenship, ‘Bama bigface guy, sitting next to John Larroquette & wearing a Lin shirt
I think the Jacksonville Giants broadcast (they’re losing at the half btw!) captured a child abduction
Univision can be really terrifying sometimes
YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE.
Dickie V + Busey. (For @awfulannouncing)
New Mexico beats UNLV, storms the court. Also WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
Bob Knight is about to get attacked by some wild animals, I think
Something about the UALR Trojan fills me with terror
YOU GUYS. MIKE TYSON IS LINSANE.
WILD BILL HAS GONE TOO FAR
ATTN: WVU students are furries
Oh god, this Alabama fan is the scariest thing you will ever see, ever
HORRIBLE FACES EVERYWHERE
CBS should have warned families that they were about to air something terrifying to children
New Mexico provides you a nightmare for your slumber
Here’s the evil @jeskeets
ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE NHL
Amazed the Texans couldn’t win, having a ninja on their sideline
Hey y’alls let’s have nightmares
Meg Ryan & Mellencamp at the IU game. Boy, they haven’t aged at all!
Mark Few’s face tells the story of this game
Wow, the Moon Man has really let himself go since Bobby Darin’s family made him stop singing & he joined the KKK
I thought Aggies were farmers, not stickup men from Red Dead Redemption
And yet we already have BCS Championship Nightmare Fuel
I don’t want to know what Jerry Jones is talking about here
Don’t make fun of fat guy with Razorback flag. He’s Shaolin.
Looks like Kenny’s watching a different kind of Pictures on his screen when off-camera
This is perhaps the greatest screencap ever, starring @edsbs & @ClayTravisBGID “The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly”
This man seems far too young to be a Clemson Grandparent?
There are a minimum of two amazingly awesome things about this screencap
God they have Dick Clark made up like a corpse
Brock Huard’s plan to fight hunger: eating expendable parts of @carterespn
Seen a lot of scary fans. This might be the scariest
Thunder fan is going to fuel my nightmares for weeks
The UTEP miner, here dressed as Magnum P.I., assaults @GottliebShow with his pickaxe
Most terrifying image of the EPL season thus far
Amber Alerts get my attention pretty quickly because they send all my monitors and tuners haywire with these
Freaky goal celebrations, vol. 1
ATTN TERRIFYING MASCOT I am currently burning your relatives in the oven