scary

I found Florida Man you guys

yum

whee

This is a man who defines himself by his chest hair

TONIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

Get away from me Anthony Kiedis

Terror

Meanwhile on #secnation, CANNOT UNSEE

Sinkhole opens up directly below where a car was parked:

THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS, KU FANS

Big Red is currently moderating an eating competition

horror

Spotted in Canada:

Hold onto this forever

It’s nightmare time!

I would not mess with the Icelandic man holding a shield.

THAT POOR DOG

NIGHTMARE

Suspenders & ball cap not a great look

Man Wanny sure was excited about seeing this Byard kid

Nick Saban, doing interviews into the camera since forever

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Add this to the collection of horrifying old-timey college football mascots

YOOO DO NOT MESS WITH TIM HOWARD

NIGHTMARE RINALDI

Saban ALMOST made it through his first interview ever without looking at the camera. But then

GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT MONSTER

Hombre de futbol is going to give me nightmares

Jeremy Schaap, covered in bugs.

GAHH stormtroopers!

LOOK UPON MY FRIGHTENING COUNTENANCE

Arrest this man immediately

Never not a horrifying mascot

Forget about the game I want to know if the person on the stairs is ok

This is awful.

Jim Cantore showing off the GUNS tonight

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Visage de Cheval!

Definitely having nightmares tonight

Nightmare fuel

DON’T DO IT, NIGHTMARE BEAR!

That’s not a sinister look at all

Meanwhile airing on GOLTV, a truly horrifying and nightmare-inducing device

Now that I see this guy observing the shootout I don’t feel very confident

Cricket is terrifying

Oh, delightful.

Taylor Swiftface

This was intentional.

Wasn’t joking about B.J. Upton’s house being on fire

CBS spotlights diarrhea sludge purveyor

Some really scary moments in this Tournament of Roses parade, guys

Reasons not to live in Florida: That this is an important occupation

HORROR

Horror

Looks like news of the Alabama-Auburn ending has reached Mexico City:

Nah man the sky looks like that all the time, it’s normal

HORROR

HORRIFYING FINEBAUM FACE

I find this kind of horrifying

They let Matt Millen handle a rifle

Nightmares

Delay in the CFL game nearly 15 minutes now. Here’s the scary reason why:

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Please, Fox, it’s way too early for this sort of thing.

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WHEN YOU SEE IT

TOM RINALDI WEARING JORTS.

What twilight zone did I just step into

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CHEER UP RAIDERFAN

Nightmare foot

Enjoy the nightmares

So many disturbing things here

Here’s the scene where cops finally took down the guy, in front of the Waffle House on 301

I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even… horrify you.

I see now why this game is delayed:

A-Rod looked satanic rounding the bases

One of the greatest things I have ever seen on my television:

Gross LeBronface

Police believe this is the truck that caused the bridge collapse:

Another shot of the Skagit River bridge collapse, from KIRO:

Is it even possible to hold a professional boxing match anymore without a sugar skull showing up in the ring

Just now catching up on SNL. What was this bizarre thing? Has this been explained?

Something tells me Florida Man is involved in this:

More nightmares.

Glanced at my screen showing the Rockies game. Saw this. Won’t be sleeping tonight

Horrifying

THIS IS LARSON’S ENGINE. INSIDE THE FENCE!

UNLV continues to be your college basketball nightmare fuel factory:

Ted Kaczynski was really Prince all along

I hope Jim Nantz took Beano before his red beans & rice or a disaster is about to occur

There are things happening in this screencap

Horror

Turned on TV this morning, here is the first thing I see

There are a lot of weird faces in this, but @petegaines finds the guy in all black especially scary

NC State continues to have the strangest and most terrifying fans in college sports:

I heard this was proper tackling form

Let’s all chip in & buy Rece a tan

Miller Lite guy is THAT GUY.

Rose Bowl parade nightmare fuel

Rockets broadcast just interviewed Kid N Play, who are performing at halftime tonight. This is what Kid N Play now look like:

NBC used a dissolve from a shot of Aldon Smith to Al Michaels tonight, resulting in this terrifying frame

I know it’s been years since I took anatomy but I don’t think lats are supposed to look like that

In other news, I fully support the bizarre calavera movement in boxing:

Amazing that Victor Cruz is able to play football without a skull

The Colorado student section is scary

Check it out, the top part of that scary Dolphins fan thing we saw a few weeks ago

WHOAAAAAAAAA when did those giant heads at college basketball games become three-dimensional?

Creepystare Bamafan made that TD happen with witchcraft

So this is a thing that was actually on TV earlier tonight.

Very proud to present your FIRST WILD BILL SCREENCAP OF THE SEASON

Meanwhile, an exclusive picture of Tom Rinaldi in the offseason:

Herbie wants nothing to do with this

It’s Tales From The Crypt night on Fox Business

BRIAN KELLY HORROR

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT

I had no idea Houston’s mascot was based on that crazy Catwoman who got all the plastic surgery

Browns fan is nightmare fuel!

Totally normal thing to see on a golf course

SOUTH PARK CEE-LO