I found Florida Man you guys

yum

whee

This is a man who defines himself by his chest hair

TONIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

Get away from me Anthony Kiedis

Terror

Meanwhile on #secnation, CANNOT UNSEE

Sinkhole opens up directly below where a car was parked:

THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS, KU FANS

Big Red is currently moderating an eating competition

horror

Spotted in Canada:

Hold onto this forever

It’s nightmare time!

I would not mess with the Icelandic man holding a shield.

THAT POOR DOG

NIGHTMARE

Suspenders & ball cap not a great look

Man Wanny sure was excited about seeing this Byard kid

Nick Saban, doing interviews into the camera since forever

wat

Add this to the collection of horrifying old-timey college football mascots

YOOO DO NOT MESS WITH TIM HOWARD

NIGHTMARE RINALDI

Saban ALMOST made it through his first interview ever without looking at the camera. But then

GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT MONSTER

Hombre de futbol is going to give me nightmares

Jeremy Schaap, covered in bugs.

GAHH stormtroopers!

LOOK UPON MY FRIGHTENING COUNTENANCE

Arrest this man immediately

Never not a horrifying mascot

Forget about the game I want to know if the person on the stairs is ok

This is awful.

Jim Cantore showing off the GUNS tonight

wat

Visage de Cheval!

Definitely having nightmares tonight

Nightmare fuel

DON’T DO IT, NIGHTMARE BEAR!

That’s not a sinister look at all

Meanwhile airing on GOLTV, a truly horrifying and nightmare-inducing device

Now that I see this guy observing the shootout I don’t feel very confident

Cricket is terrifying

Oh, delightful.

Taylor Swiftface

This was intentional.

Wasn’t joking about B.J. Upton’s house being on fire

CBS spotlights diarrhea sludge purveyor

Some really scary moments in this Tournament of Roses parade, guys

Reasons not to live in Florida: That this is an important occupation

HORROR

Horror

Looks like news of the Alabama-Auburn ending has reached Mexico City:

Nah man the sky looks like that all the time, it’s normal

HORROR

HORRIFYING FINEBAUM FACE

I find this kind of horrifying

They let Matt Millen handle a rifle