Somebody on Arsenal’s bench got very sick during their match yesterday

Following up on last week’s LeBron hates children: LeBron hates old ladies

Because I love you, here’s the HD screencap of the most ELBOWS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY of all time, from last night

Pick a winner, @KySportsRadio

Bloody face.. SANGULIN

X-PLOD

BREAKING: Kobe Bryant caught snorting flake!

Not a place you want to be kicked.

That’s one messed-up face

BREAKING: LeBron hates children

CARS DO NOT DRIVE THAT WAY

By /r/. Delonte West FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Jim Boeheim, knuckle-deep

TEETH DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Blood Week started a bit early

PAGING DEXTER MORGAN TO THE UW-GB COURT PLEASE

Oh this just looks dirty, more flagrante than flagrant

BACKS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY TOM BRADY

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

“Joey, have you ever seen a man get fisted on a tennis court?”

Carmelo Anthony gave the guy in glasses a wicked nutshot

Hey man, you don’t look so good

Hey, look, another extremely dangerous leading-with-the-helmet tackle

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Blakeface.

Bloody-nose Blake!

Faces, faces everywhere.

I guess this is the injury shot you’re all looking for?

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

You may recognize Andrew Taglianetti’s reaction to the injury his hit caused SMU’s Derek Williams

Typical gratuitous sex shots from Fox, I miss the family-friendly Cotton Bowl

Settle down, neckbrace Hoosier guy

This is perhaps the greatest screencap ever, starring @edsbs & @ClayTravisBGID “The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly”

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Michael Beasley’s priceless reaction to seeing his dislocated finger:

Tim Tebow needs some Blistex

ANKLES DEFINITELY DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

What happened to Pam Oliver last night!?!?

Now is not the time to pose for your Facebook photo

That is a somewhat-messed-up face. Hopefully it will get more messed up

I guess CSN felt the need to rub it in on the Greg Oden thing

Here’s @WindhorstESPN two knuckles deep in a nostril

Knees do not bend that way blah blah blah

Chad Jones: That’s one messed-up leg

BAH GAWD KING HE DROPPED BRADY WITH THE AVALANCHE

Last year Viking-beard punters. This year head-bleeding coaches. NOLA Bowl is the Pawn Stars of bowl games

I know y’all like bloody eye sockets

Greg Jennings broken leg! Time for him to put the team on his back

The Y.A. Tittle of triathletes

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

The Giants-Packers game has featured more guys grabbing each others’ junk than a frat ritual

Helmet and doorag separated from head

That’s one weird-lookin’ finger

Ndamukong Suh has a new partner in the Breakfast Club

Happiness is crying :-(

RED HOT RED HOT BLOODY REFEREE-A B-B-BLOODY REFEREE-A

This is an image the world is unaccustomed to seeing