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Racecars are not supposed to look like this

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GAHHHHHHH

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Pretty sure this is not supposed to happen in drag racing

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No, Senator! You don’t know where that finger’s been!

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Shoulders do not, uh, locate that way

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ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Not the first time Terrence Cody’s gone for the throat

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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This man requires medical attention.

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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The strobe going off in this single frame allows you to see every face reacting to Griffin crashing into those kids:

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For your future “LeBron is choking” use:

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LeBron hit a guy in the face with an errant pass, caused a pretty nasty cut

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LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Stop pulling my hair, child

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“It looks like he injured himself.” I’d say so, that or he really needs to pee

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Good lord, he’s going to pull out brain matter picking his nose that deep

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LOWER BODIES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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This screencap pretty much has everything you need in a screencap

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FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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This is Messi. This should make you sad.

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Another Posluzny bloody face screencap:

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Woo-hoo, look at all that blood

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I’m no MMA expert but I don’t think it’s healthy to engage in athletic activity while looking like this

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FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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For those asking what happened to Mauti, it was a “knees do not bend that way”:

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LOOK AT THE ZAZA BLOOD

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ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY (Matt Nichols, from the CFL game earlier today)

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Avery Patterson is in a bad place :-(