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OH GOD SAGER’S THUMBNAIL AUGHHHHHH

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That is, uh, some blood on Lesnar there

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WELP.

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Racecars are not supposed to look like this

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GAHHHHHHH

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Pretty sure this is not supposed to happen in drag racing

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No, Senator! You don’t know where that finger’s been!

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Shoulders do not, uh, locate that way

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ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Not the first time Terrence Cody’s gone for the throat

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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This man requires medical attention.

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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The strobe going off in this single frame allows you to see every face reacting to Griffin crashing into those kids:

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For your future “LeBron is choking” use:

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LeBron hit a guy in the face with an errant pass, caused a pretty nasty cut

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LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Stop pulling my hair, child

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“It looks like he injured himself.” I’d say so, that or he really needs to pee

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Good lord, he’s going to pull out brain matter picking his nose that deep

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LOWER BODIES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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This screencap pretty much has everything you need in a screencap

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FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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This is Messi. This should make you sad.

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KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Another Posluzny bloody face screencap:

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Woo-hoo, look at all that blood

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I’m no MMA expert but I don’t think it’s healthy to engage in athletic activity while looking like this

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FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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For those asking what happened to Mauti, it was a “knees do not bend that way”:

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LOOK AT THE ZAZA BLOOD

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ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY (Matt Nichols, from the CFL game earlier today)

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Avery Patterson is in a bad place :-(

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The official caught in the middle of the Oregon-Cal brawl was NOT having a Real Good Time

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I don’t think race cars are supposed to look like this

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Safe to say Will Muschamp thinks his team’s performance today stinks:

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Florida football 2012: Jeff Driskel kicks own receiver in the mouth

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The rivers flow with soccerbloodface

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“Holding onto his hip… HOLDING ONTO HIS HIP AND DOWN.”

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Snow. Grimace.

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The RIvers are bleeding

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Jared Allen’s nose is, well, messy

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THE TURF MONSTER HUNGERS FOR MATT STAFFORD’S FLESH

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Great futures start with your finger up your nose

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Braxton Miller is not in a good place.

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I see Bob Stoops’ finger gets more crooked every time the Sooners lose

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This is not a place from which you want to be bleeding

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This kid has the key component of being a Philly fan down to a T

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For you sickos who requested a Dexter McCluster ELBOWS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY, here you go

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So Matt Schaub is now missing part of his ear:

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Schaub’s brain is not in good shape

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I guess that’s one way to keep Roethlisberger out of future legal trouble

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ARMS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

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Roberts is injured very, very badly

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Look what they did to my beautiful boy’s face!

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Jags will use any grab or grope necessary to bring down Percy Harvin

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Here’s IU QB Tre Roberson’s LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY injury from earlier

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STIFFARM’D!!!!

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Tipsarevic’ problems increase, if he’s doing Michael Jackson crotch-grabs in the middle of rallies