That microphone is a biohazard

omg Kobe where have I seen that face before!???

Also, HD closeup of the huge cut over Alvarado’s eye!

SHOULDERS DO NOT, uh, LOCATE THAT WAY

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

OH GOD SAGER’S THUMBNAIL AUGHHHHHH

That is, uh, some blood on Lesnar there

WELP.

Racecars are not supposed to look like this

GAHHHHHHH

Pretty sure this is not supposed to happen in drag racing

No, Senator! You don’t know where that finger’s been!

Shoulders do not, uh, locate that way

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Not the first time Terrence Cody’s gone for the throat

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

This man requires medical attention.

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

The strobe going off in this single frame allows you to see every face reacting to Griffin crashing into those kids:

For your future “LeBron is choking” use:

LeBron hit a guy in the face with an errant pass, caused a pretty nasty cut

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Stop pulling my hair, child

“It looks like he injured himself.” I’d say so, that or he really needs to pee

Good lord, he’s going to pull out brain matter picking his nose that deep

LOWER BODIES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

This screencap pretty much has everything you need in a screencap

FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

This is Messi. This should make you sad.

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Another Posluzny bloody face screencap:

Woo-hoo, look at all that blood

I’m no MMA expert but I don’t think it’s healthy to engage in athletic activity while looking like this

FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

For those asking what happened to Mauti, it was a “knees do not bend that way”:

LOOK AT THE ZAZA BLOOD

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY (Matt Nichols, from the CFL game earlier today)

Avery Patterson is in a bad place :-(

The official caught in the middle of the Oregon-Cal brawl was NOT having a Real Good Time

I don’t think race cars are supposed to look like this

Safe to say Will Muschamp thinks his team’s performance today stinks:

Florida football 2012: Jeff Driskel kicks own receiver in the mouth

The rivers flow with soccerbloodface

“Holding onto his hip… HOLDING ONTO HIS HIP AND DOWN.”

Snow. Grimace.

The RIvers are bleeding

Jared Allen’s nose is, well, messy

THE TURF MONSTER HUNGERS FOR MATT STAFFORD’S FLESH

Great futures start with your finger up your nose

Braxton Miller is not in a good place.

I see Bob Stoops’ finger gets more crooked every time the Sooners lose

This is not a place from which you want to be bleeding

This kid has the key component of being a Philly fan down to a T

For you sickos who requested a Dexter McCluster ELBOWS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY, here you go

So Matt Schaub is now missing part of his ear:

Schaub’s brain is not in good shape

I guess that’s one way to keep Roethlisberger out of future legal trouble

ARMS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Roberts is injured very, very badly