pain

Look what they did to my beautiful boy’s face!

Jags will use any grab or grope necessary to bring down Percy Harvin

Here’s IU QB Tre Roberson’s LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY injury from earlier

STIFFARM’D!!!!

Tipsarevic’ problems increase, if he’s doing Michael Jackson crotch-grabs in the middle of rallies

I don’t know what happened on this play but this is not a place you generally want to be grabbing in pain

Y.A. Tittle bloody head alert!

Sean Spence had one of the all-time worst KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAYs tonight

Josh Baker’s knee basically ragdolled after that hit. See which direction his foot ended up:

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Yeah, yeah, the ump behind the plate for the LLWS has a seriously mangled finger

I don’t think race cars are supposed to do this

Seriously his leg is missing parts

Wayne Rooney has a hole in his leg:

German diver dislocates his shoulder:

This soccer match is a screencap goldmine

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

PICK A WINNER BRO

Handball looks like the most painful or painful memory-inducing sports

Kenneth Faried got MESSED. UP. Bled all over the basketball court

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

The moment Joey Chestnut decided it’s just not worth it anymore

This is the Charles Bukowski of soccer screencaps

Sad skater :-(

Germany may be losing but their fans are picking a winner

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

The face of pain.

Beware sliding headfirst into home plate lest you earn THE UNIBROW OF BLOOD

TRACHEAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

A.J. Pierzynski trying to injure people again

Even the rich are not immune to the nosepicking

Michael Bourn: Nose spelunker

The face of pain.

Faried was MESSED UP

ARMS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Of all the guys to catch on-camera knuckle-deep, the Astros stat expert is fitting

Gonna say Miguel Olivo injured his groin here. Just a guess.

Not even NBA superstars are immune from KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

John Madden: The Hockey Player

Look at all the blood John Madden left on the ice

Amazing bloody nose from this weekend’s A-League grand final

FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Italian soccer: where even the refs take dives

Barry Melrose demands respect from everyone he works with. If he doesn’t get it, well…

I caught the elusive DOUBLE CROTCHGRAB

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

BASS MASTERS: NCAA tournament edition

Crazy Pete #madmen

Jim Boeheim goes out the way he came in: with his finger up his nose

Meanwhile, broken stick.

is Jim Boeheim ever NOT picking his nose?

Izzo with the double-nostril!

Even when losing, you can pick a winner

HD means being able to print your own fraudulent all-access NCAA credentials!

We have our first blood of the NCAA Tournament

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY etc etc etc

Elbows to the skull feel good

Serbians: Big fans of the media timeout yayo

Somebody on Arsenal’s bench got very sick during their match yesterday

Following up on last week’s LeBron hates children: LeBron hates old ladies

Because I love you, here’s the HD screencap of the most ELBOWS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY of all time, from last night

Pick a winner, @KySportsRadio

Bloody face.. SANGULIN

X-PLOD

BREAKING: Kobe Bryant caught snorting flake!

Not a place you want to be kicked.

That’s one messed-up face

BREAKING: LeBron hates children

CARS DO NOT DRIVE THAT WAY

By /r/. Delonte West FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Jim Boeheim, knuckle-deep

TEETH DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Blood Week started a bit early

PAGING DEXTER MORGAN TO THE UW-GB COURT PLEASE

Oh this just looks dirty, more flagrante than flagrant

BACKS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY TOM BRADY

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

“Joey, have you ever seen a man get fisted on a tennis court?”

Carmelo Anthony gave the guy in glasses a wicked nutshot

Hey man, you don’t look so good

Hey, look, another extremely dangerous leading-with-the-helmet tackle

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Blakeface.

Bloody-nose Blake!

Faces, faces everywhere.

I guess this is the injury shot you’re all looking for?

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

You may recognize Andrew Taglianetti’s reaction to the injury his hit caused SMU’s Derek Williams

Typical gratuitous sex shots from Fox, I miss the family-friendly Cotton Bowl

Settle down, neckbrace Hoosier guy

This is perhaps the greatest screencap ever, starring @edsbs & @ClayTravisBGID “The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly”

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Michael Beasley’s priceless reaction to seeing his dislocated finger:

Tim Tebow needs some Blistex

ANKLES DEFINITELY DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

What happened to Pam Oliver last night!?!?

Now is not the time to pose for your Facebook photo

That is a somewhat-messed-up face. Hopefully it will get more messed up

I guess CSN felt the need to rub it in on the Greg Oden thing

Here’s @WindhorstESPN two knuckles deep in a nostril

Knees do not bend that way blah blah blah

Chad Jones: That’s one messed-up leg

BAH GAWD KING HE DROPPED BRADY WITH THE AVALANCHE

Last year Viking-beard punters. This year head-bleeding coaches. NOLA Bowl is the Pawn Stars of bowl games

I know y’all like bloody eye sockets

Greg Jennings broken leg! Time for him to put the team on his back

The Y.A. Tittle of triathletes

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

The Giants-Packers game has featured more guys grabbing each others’ junk than a frat ritual

Helmet and doorag separated from head

That’s one weird-lookin’ finger

Ndamukong Suh has a new partner in the Breakfast Club

Happiness is crying :-(

RED HOT RED HOT BLOODY REFEREE-A B-B-BLOODY REFEREE-A

This is an image the world is unaccustomed to seeing