Not having a good time

Headblood

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Those are some gaping holes in a face

Hoke’s doin’ the HOLGO

ugh. legs do not bend that way.

Also, not a touchdown:

This seems unhealthy

Ankles do not bend that way

ELBOWS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Here’s a bloody college football screencap I never got around to posting this weekend.

Is this holding?

Kentucky cheerleader being carted off on a backboard:

Nice of Christopher Walken to lend a hand to the medical crew.

At least this Spain fan picked a winner.

NOSES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

THANK YOU FOR THIS AWESOME CLOSEUP, HBO

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Montes injury so horrific Ecuador player covers his eyes

Blake bloodface

FINGERS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

AHHH EYEBLOOD

Never good to be bleeding from the eye socket

Not a place you should be grabbing people

lolcanada

LeBron oh god the blood is everywhere

It appears Bill Self was a Jim Boeheim protege

knuckle deep

welp

Ew

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Why, no, knees do not bend that way. Thank you for asking.

Another addition to our disturbingly large gallery of Jim Boeheim knuckle-deep into his nostril

MMM, mustard

Paul Finebaumface

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

That looks like it will leave a mark

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

BLEEDING CORSO

KNEES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Here’s why Vollmer was screaming: that thing at the bottom is his foot, turned around nearly backward

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

When a ballcarrier is in this position, there exists no safe way for an oncoming defender to tackle him.

Y’all wanted a gruesome Pepe screencap. Here you go:

Red Hot Bloody J.J. Watt

ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

What is wrong with this guy’s hand

Also, yes, Landon Donovan’s eye is messed up

Ahh, I just saw the replay. The helmet hit had nothing to do with it. LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY did:

Knees do not bend that way

Mangled head alert

KNUCKLE DEEP.

Things I Do Not Want To See On My Television

Sonya Thomas is in a bad place

Someone is getting maimed in this dogpile.

Don’t Tread On Me

Eller, and his blood, after that hit by Gryba

Not so baby-faced anymore.

TOES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY