“I’m not only the Little Caesar’s president, I’m also a client!”

DON’T DO IT MASTER CHIEF YOUR ALIEN LUNGS CAN’T BREATHE THIS PLANET’S ATMOSPHERE

It was sort of ruined by the whole “took 20 minutes to get the backing off the sticky part”

Grudencrotch is in fine form tonight

Indianapolis, home of the compulsive stick-your-finger-in-your-ear-ers

“Yeah but shave ‘TCU’ like it’s a logo in 1975.”

Who did Kim Jong-Il join in Hell? According to NMA, Hitler, Mao, Gaddafi, and… Ben Affleck?

RRRRRAAAAAARGH

John Fox, long a skeptic, has seen the light, found faith, and is testifying:

He used to be called “Prime Time.” Now he’s called “Nap Time”

@richarddeitsch looks like @Ourand_SBJ’s disapproving father

USF-Auburn is so bad even children at the game are heckling the players

My bro @billplaysdrums already looks just like Tebow, somebody tell me where I can find this hat to buy him for Xmas

Oh how cute, Honey Badger wore a suit made of duct tape

GET THAT CHILD OFF THE COURT

These men are false popes

Wow, St. Louis is not reacting to the Pujols news well

DOUBLEFISTIN’!

Oh Oklahoma State, can’t you even make an attempt to smash some stereotypes?

In his pants, apparently.

Mike Mayock made fun of this little kid, told him to get in the weight room

Apparently access to the Jags press conference was limited to very old men only

*”Gonna Fly Now” breaks out*

.@dpshow & @HiMyNameIsSeton recreate the Nick Novak pee scene

Smug Auburnbro is begging to be macro’d

Top-ten screencap of all time: PUNTER LOOK OF TERROR

WERE YOU AWARE OF IT: Nick Saban was once a guitarist in John Tesh’s band

Southeast Michigan continues to deal with crack problems:

You ever see Big Ten football… ON WEEED?

A PAWWWWWWWWWWWWL blast I missed on Gameday earlier:

Smoke weed every day

Moses has chimed in on the NBA Lockout

That’s an interesting use of a sombrero

Nucky’s in the house — this fight must be fixed

Most Stanford sign ever, in binary

Even Tom Coughlin can’t believe they pulled that off

Think I got some grass stuck up in there…

Fear the beards

Les Miles hates the Easter Bunny

“Y’alls tailgatin’ at the Wall-mart’s?” “Naw we high-class tailgatin’ at the Super Target!”

Darrin Horn has an itch he just can’t scratch

PENGUIN MAN

Ohio football has been known to put people to sleep, especially [person I know]’s wife

YEAHHH OZONE

There is a nude portrait of Dan Patrick (from behind) and here he is posing with it

2011 October 31 23 36 36

2011 October 31 20 53 8

2011 October 31 17 4 46

2011 October 30 13 8 25

2011 October 29 16 3 5

2011 October 29 15 10 26

2011 October 29 13 47 35

2011 October 29 13 2 8

2011 October 29 12 40 44

2011 October 29 11 49 5

2011 October 29 0 42 9

2011 October 29 0 16 22

2011 October 28 21 25 8

2011 October 28 12 32 44

2011 October 27 20 8 6