Spanish & Calculus? Man, Princeton has some weird synthesis courses

Yes, here’s Eli Manning holding a copy of Deion Sanders’ regrettable 1994 album “Prime Time”

Jags-Texans ref tried to make the call to the wrong side of the stadium

Shh. Mack is sleeping

Marshall actually had a “FAN CAM” showing fans leaving the stadium

Yes, Smokey was very keen on you seeing his butthole

HELL YEAH PIZZA

New favorite single moment of any NMA video ever

Bobby V shows off the defense that made him Defensive Backcourt Player Of The Year in his junior high league

Just move some letters around & it’ll say “URINAL,” Browns fans

Add this to your gallery of Holly Rowe holding objects

Denard demonstrates his NFL-ready throwing form

SEC Network alleging WKU will have impact players in this game

I have so far avoided this Gangnam Style thing but apparently this is very funny

Joe Biden as Uncle Sam:

SO MUCH BEER.

Oh man, idiots on the pitch, idiots trying to get on the pitch, what a mess

Taken out of context, I mean, this is wonderful. Right?

This Orioles fan who caught a home run ball is the living embodiment of IDGAF

DE KOCK WEARS #69:

Oh, this lad does have an unfortunate name

Robin van Persie has been relegated to sitting on the bench and signing autographs

Canada’s athletes wore CANADIAN TUXEDOS

I recognize my fellow Irish by our propensity to lay down on the job

DISQUALIFY THEM ALL! They were diving in what’s clearly marked as NO DIVING:

Strong gridiron presence at the Linc.

This boxer’s style is banned in the U.S.A.

THOSE HURDLES ARE NOT FOR YOU, SIR.

The Russian high jumper LOST HIS UNIFORM mid-competition and has to wear a t-shirt now

You’re doing it wrong

Yes her name sounds like “stumble over” and she fell down here is the screencap we will never speak of it again

Macca in attendance at the women’s team pursuit finals, alongside somebody who apparently did not want to be there

WAKE UP LADY YOUR SON JUST WON GOLD

Not everybody finds Olympic tennis exciting:

French judoka gold medalist celebrates by.. kissing pool photographer

BBC announcer just called it “the magic spray.” I thought only Americans called it that, and in mockery

Hahaha the roof at Old Trafford is leaking on all the Spain-Morocco spectators

“Hallo everyone! Plz ignore the man giving me indian burns.”

PERVERT DETECTED.

Italian wins fencing semifinal, rushes into crowd to celebrate, security tries to stop him

Quit looking at the camera, punk kid.

Sir Alex Ferguson embracing the fact he looks like Dilbert, has finally started dressing like Dilbert:

Big 12 mascot scandal? They seem to be avoiding the camera.

Meanwhile @dpshow is using a decidedly low-tech way of carrying the announcement

“Trying to pee here!”

Roaring with laughter at this fullscreen

Legs splayed, Cameron Maybin shows young girl something she’s apparently never seen before

My, that child has a large beer

Wow, Tina you look… DIFFERENT!

Local news does standup in front of Master Gator bus

Look who’s guest-starring on the next season of The Walking Dead!!!

Oh, hey, it’s your “Erin Andrews as Fox employee” screencap:

Oh my, pre-empting FIrst Baptist Church programming for the Tour de France sounds like an invitation for anger

Is this the Canadian Navy?

In other news, Brits still use flip phones

Mrs. Claus: Bud Light aficionado

HARRRRRRR

ROB RYAN, YOU GUYS.

Hey, it’s my dad at the PGA Pro Championships

Todd Kalas: Ladies’ Man