WHAT KIND OF DIRTY SCRABBLE GAME IS BEING PLAYED HERE

Videobombin’

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR ROMANCE.

Perhaps they need to ENGINEER a lighter flag

The PS3 is now presenting commentary about the Jets’ personnel decisions

She loves her beaver.

Every time the puck goes into this corner, at least one player hesitates briefly & looks up. It’s great.

Packers fan has enormous balls

SLAYER RULES!

Jim Schwartz ain’t even mad

Oh Sebastian, you nut.

.@DickieV came perilously close to spilling his coffee:

O Canada, I smoke your native grass

Jay Cutler hates his teammates so much he ties their shoes for them

THE SPRINKLERS CAME ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME

Yes! The Jacksonville Elvises.

Mark May had to wear a Leprechaun costume & sing the Notre Dame fight song last night on CFB Final:

During the course of this interview, Brad Keselowski pretty much drank this whole glass of beer

DATMAN

Super Mariota! #gameday

Don’t mind Kentucky fan, just hanging out shirtless

Dallas has a crack problem

NO NO LOOK OUT KELLY HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Nick Saban DGAF

This young UNC fan appears to be delighted that she has been accosted by Buzz

Tuscaloosa is infested with dangerous vector-carrying pests:

My man, you cannot run backward and stiff-arm Dominique Easley

Corso’s inability to get the head on plus somebody being proud to be a Sanchez…

This ad just aired on Univision. A little late, I’d say

BBC’s election coverage is awfully violent

I don’t think this girl actually knows how to play the piccolo

Your @AroundTheHorn panelists and their costumes:

Please tell me this was accompanied by a large black man in a tub yelling NO NO NO NO NO NOOO

CNBC pro-Christie, shows him in wrong aspect ratio to make him appear skinnier

Do not go to Montauk, you will get pixelated

Al Roker is about to get eaten by a wave

We now go live to a clubhouse interview with Matt Cain while Ryan Theriot urinates in the background

The most impatient football player in history:

BAH GAWD KING THE REFS ARE HITTIN’ US WITH A SLOBBERKNOCKER

Oregon Batman has Os for nipples

More @OUCompliance:

Random Pac-Man signs

THEY MELTED HERBIE’S FACE OFF

Most honest #gameday sign ever

Daboner

What’s in Schieffer’s binder? Is it full of women?

Corso is Einstein’s love child

Tiny pocket of Bills fans going nuts

Wow, kickers really are a lot smaller than the regular players

Notre Dame stinks

“Everett Slays Pussy Nightly”

GUYS! Check out who made an appearance at NC State’s midnight madness:

Actually I think this is the lasting BIDENFACE of the evening, to be fair

A’s sombreroman & grandma

You’d think North Carolina State would be better given they have Cyclops from the X-Men playing defensive back

Pretty sure Looming Bill Snyder is my favorite #gameday sign today.

A Stanford man dips only the finest snuff

Yes:

Your least surprising college statistic: The U leads in both “Ho per game” and “Ho fouls per game”

Ohio State is losing to a team that is only playing 10 guys on defense: