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This is an all-time great #closedcaptioningfail

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Heyyy, it’s an appearance from our favorite Marlins fan again.

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We have a JT3 sighting!

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It looks like six-year-olds playing soccer

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OMG they killed Stuart Scott

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What atrocities WON’T this White Sox broadcaster commit against man

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Big Papi!

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In honor of Mayor Ford this fan has a crack problem

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Our boy Jimmy Patsos is just a bit sweaty.

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Bay News 9 hard-hitting pregame report on our friends’ unborn child

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So much rage and profanity in one studio

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WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?

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MICHAEL MOORE SIGHTING! Also some tall guy in a hoodie in front of him

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This woman REALLY did not want to be touched by a basketball player

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Pretty early in the tournament to be breaking out the ladder if you ask me

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Rob Ryan sits in with the NDSU pep band

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(Classmates unimpressed)

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The only $10,000 Canadian Experiences I know happen in Casino Windsor or its surrounding strip clubs

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Bling

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Ron Barr knows what’s up

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Finally have the time to do what Team USA couldn’t

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Medals, how do they work

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Pretty sure this is a dude who tried to shave his chest hair into a maple leaf

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Canada: where top-ranking federal government officials wear mittens

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“This is my magazine. You can’t have it. It’s got my name on it. No, literally.”

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Closed captioning almost never transcribes the word “uh.” This one was relevant:

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I don’t think that’s an appropriate reaction, Bob

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Proctor & Gamble is an official Olympic sponsor on Russian TV, too

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wat

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Wayne Gretzky is making the angriest face at this noncompliant snowflake right now